Tiffany Smith: Welcome to Love U. I’m your host Tiffany Smith. As long as you both shall live, it’s not a life sentence, it’s a lifestyle. Love U shares how to take the monotony out of monogamy.
According to a survey of more than 70,000 people conducted by MS-NBC and Elle Magazine, monogamy is the choice of the populous. Nine out of ten respondents reported that they were n a monogamous relationship and for the most part, they’re happy. Only 13% of women reported being very dissatisfied with their sex lives but when you look at the guys, almost twice as many said they were very dissatisfied. Are you destined to be a desperate housewife? You don’t have to be if you follow these happy couple suggestions from Love U.
First, how about a blast from the past, when the thrill of the chase left your skin a tingle, 53% of men surveyed said, they felt more desired by their partner in the early days of their relationship. So, we suggest a romantic recreation.
Female: Thank God you’re home, here put this down. There we go. Remember that time that you knocked out Jake Bronson because he was all over me?
Marty Johnson: Yeah, that was the first time you stayed over.
Female: Well, it made me so hot. I invited Jake Bronson for a rematch.
Marty Johnson: What?
Jake Bronson: Marty Johnson, it’s go time.
Female: I’ll get the camera.
Tiffany Smith: More is better. The survey found that while 38% of women thought their partner might want more sex, in actuality, 66% of men wanted more. So ladies, no matter how much sex you’re having, triple it. It’s a good thing.
Female: I’m here to see Mr. Donaldson.
Female: Oh, there he is. Hi baby.
Marty Johnson: I don’t know how, but you found me.
Jake Bronson: Run far Marty!
Tiffany Smith: Remember that rush you used to get on Christmas Eve? Well, keeping a marriage hot is all about maintaining that same excitement and anticipation. Call your mate at the office and let him know that yu intend to unwrap his package when he gets home.
Marty Johnson: Hello?
Female: Is that how you greet the woman who’s gonna make all your fantasies come true tonight?
Marty Johnson: Honey?
Female: Oh, no. has you been a bad boy?
Marty Johnson: No. Honey?
Female: You get the hoar in horrible.
Marty Johnson: Hon?
Female: Get ready to bring Brandy. We’re gonna do that little row reverse you’ve been talking about.
Marty Johnson: Come on speak.
Female: I found a cheer leader outfit that’s gonna fit you like a glove.
Marty Johnson: Aha.
Female: Go team! Hello?
Marty Johnson: Goodbye honey.
Tiffany Smith: Hopefully these tips will help you to forge an even stronger relationship with your mate. Because after all, when it comes to love, loyalty never goes out of fashion. Thanks for watching Love U.
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