THE REAL CAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING
Speaker 1: Planet is heating up, there are forest fires everywhere. The sea is boiling over, the ground is melting, lightening is falling from the sky. The earth is big. Oh hello, one second, I am just texting with my science friend. Well hello, you have been invited today to share some news exciting, I have been specifically chosen by the scientific community to share with you a new and marvelous breakthrough. We have found the cause of warming global, let me show you something.
From the scientific diagram, a planet is imperil, the brown people are moving out of India and Africa, and they are moving to Europe, North America, South America and moving to Australia. As you can see by the red, these are the places that are getting hotter and hotter, and India and Africa is getting cooler and cooler. Follow me, this your mind will blow.
Speaker 1:Let's just say, that this is the map of the world.
Speaker 2: It is the map of the world.
Speaker 1: Don't be stupid you damn fool, what is wrong with you? The world is round, this map is flat like your mother, now get out of the damn middle ages and get back to filming this. Where is my pointer, I need my pointer, okay. When God created the world, He put people in the climates where they would be best suited. The darkees in the hot areas, and the pigmentally challenged, God put them to the colder areas. Well, today we will call the pigmentally challenged, White.
Speaker 2: That's what everyone call them.
Speaker 1: Shut your mouth you damn fool, everything was fine and the planet was perfect, but the problem started when the darkees started moving up to the cold areas. God sees all, He knows that the darkees they can't tolerate the cold, so to make them comfortable, God has turned up the thermostats, He has made the sun hotter.
He loves us so much, He is willing to destroy the planet to make us happy. So you see, the increase in green house gases, it does not matter. The only other well know reason is that, black absorbs it, and white repels it. As you see, the White countries are bright, you can see all the white dots, each dot is a white person, countries with the darkees are black. They have a fuel lights, which are the whites on vacation.
The darkees absorb it, then radiate them to the surroundings, making things even hotter. So you see there are two causes of global warming. God turning up the thermostat, and the darkees absorbing the heat. They are like bricks, they heat up in the day and release the heat at night. And also, the reason you see the whites, is because the whites, they reflect all of the light back into outer spaces, you can see it from the satellite image, reflect. But the darkees, they absorb, they take the heat and then radiate it at night.
So here is the convenient truth that Briol, it would seem that he was wrong, about this causes of global warming. It does not seems like it's pollution, but we know the cause, don't worry, and don't get immigrant, why would they leave paradise to live in the cold miserable countries, work like dogs, so they can afford one week back home. One could think about it.
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