Travis Stork: For keeping your identity secret because that we know you're going to probably shock some of us.
Susie: Right, I am.
Travis Stork: So, start shocking us.
Doctor: What's the inside scoop?
Susie: Alright, I'll give you a few high lights. I have seen people put all three tray tables down, and then change their babies diaper on top of it. And I see people warm vomit on everything in the airplane on the seat, on the floor, on the tray table; I have seen you know kids wet their pants on those seats and they'll all make change the cover and not the whole seat. People will eat foods straight after the tray table without using it or anything. You know small children sac or put their mouths on everything the seat belts, which are never cleaned and the tables, the arm rest; kids are picking their noses, and then playing with the button through the volume or channel control through the TV.
Travis Stork: And what about those bathrooms? I really want to know what goes on in there.
Susie: I will tell you it's the chain of events, if you think about you know man and little boys are notorious for messing an airplane bathroom.
Female Speaker: There you go.
Travis Stork: I have never, ever messed.
Susie: We know you guys. So, when you go into the bathroom and you think that's water on the floor and that's not water, and then the small child that walks through it, and then come to the seat and put their feet on the tray table.
Travis Stork: In fairness, that little circle with turbulence, it's kind of hard for a guy. So, it's not always our fault.
Susie: I think you guys think its fun.
Travis Stork: So, and also I'm sure is plenty of people use their bathroom, don't wash your hands, open the door, and then all of a sudden the door knob has exponential number of germs on it.
Susie: You are right. The door knob and you know when you go into the bathroom, use the bathroom, wash your hands, and use the paper towel to open the door.
Travis Stork: That is so smart.
Susie: There are number of people who don't do that and touch everything, and then the flight attended is touching everything. You know, we're touching door handles, we're touching overhead and bends, we're touching carts, and then we're squeezing that lime into your drink.
Travis Stork: Yeah, so what should we do for that?
Male Speaker: No thanks to the lime or taking the mix. No lime.
Doctor: No lime. No, don't even look at it.
Travis Stork: When you point that, you know when everyone at home to focus on, as when you're using the bathroom in the lavatory in the airplane, wash your hands, take that paper towel, open the door, and the trash can right there next to the door, and then shut the door with your elbow. Don't use your hands. Thank you so much for the inside tip.
Susie: Alright. Take care guys.
Travis Stork: Safe travels.
Susie: Alright. Bye, bye.
Travis Stork: Bye, bye.
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