Male: In case it stands, we will know that football is nuclear entire nation disease, where man grows foot out of testicle. In the US and A it is a sport, I find them all gently.
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Male 2: Hi.
Male: Nice to meet you.
Male 2: My pleasure, I am Joseph, good to meet you, let us see.
Male: How you doing?
Male 2: I am fine thank you, what can I do for you?
Male: I would like to learn how to play a football.
Male 2: American football/
Male: Yes, please.
Male 2: Okay. Now, I am going to throw the ball to you.
Male: Yes.
Male 2: Okay. You got to move your hands.
Male: Move your hands?
Male 2: Yes, wherever the ball is going.
Male: Yes.
Male 2: Close your hand when I get close.
Male: Yes.
Male 2: Close it, close it. Good. Brilliant, ready? Close your hands, good. Do it again.
Male: Yes.
Male 2: That is how you catch the ball. Close hands.
Male: Yes.
Male 2: Okay, ready?
Male: Yes.
Male 2: Close your hands.
Male: Once I get there?
Male 2: Close it. Good alright. Good you caught it.
Male: Yes.
Male 2: That is good, some more. That is how you catch it okay now, close your hand now. Are you ready?
Male: Yes.
Male 2: Close your hands. Good, good. Now, once it is there, watch it there, take your hands and grab it, grab it, grab it and hold it to you okay.
Male: Yes.
Male 2: That how you hold it alright.
Male: Yes.
Male 2: You are not putting your elbow like awhile ago, now stand up, put it right there, put it right there now stand up. Put your hand down, out your hand down and then you roll with it. That is good, that is good okay. First, you throw the ball to me, put your fingers on just like this and this way, I got it here like this that is how you throw it. Let the ball go, right there, right there. Put your other hand on it, put your other hand on it, that would be fine. Stand up, stand up, it is alright. You are okay, now hold it, grip a lot and pull it, hold it with your thumb, put your thumb on it. When you throw it to me, take the ball up. There you go, that is good.
Male: I am strong.
Male 2: That is good.
Male: I cannot throw a rock.
Male 2: Yes.
Male: And hit the jeep seat from 15 meter.
Male 2: Really?
Male: Yes.
Male 2: That is good.
Male: If it changed if not a 10 meter.
Male 2: Okay good.
Male: Can you use a stick when you are riding the horse?
Male 2: No, there is no horse, there is no horse in the game.
Male: There is no horse?
Male 2: No horses, you only use your two legs.
Male: There is no horse in the game?
Male 2: Now get a horse in the other football.
Male: Because the stem will like a horse.
Male 2: Oh really?
Male: Yes, everything.
Male 2: There is no horse, you have to use your own two legs.
Male: And now I understand they way I ran.
Male 2: That is right. That is how you run that is why. That is how the way you run, there is no horse.
Male: Do you have this girl that stand by the side?
Male 2: There are cheerleaders.
Male: I see a film in my hotel room called the cheerleader and the cheerleader, she finish a game and then the player make an explosion liquid on her stomach.
Male 2: No, that is not that, that is not football.
Male: But he say, I like this game.
Male 2: Oh yes.
Male: For football.
Male 2: That is we are just talking to a cheerleader just like we are having conversation, they have nothing to do with the game.
Male: So it has nothing to do with American football to make a sex explosion?
Male 2: No.
Male: On the stomach.
Male 2: None, nothing to do with football.
Male: There is no sex explosion.
Male 2: No, sex explosion at all.
Male: Thank you very much.
Male 2: Yes, you are welcome. I appreciate it.
Male: I like you.
Male 2: See you later, okay, good. Good thing, okay alright. Thank you. We are friends.
Male: Friends, yes.
Male 2: Okay, bye. Good day.
Male: Yes, but you hit my head. Thank you very much.
Male 2: My pleasure.
Male: Too late to playing game.
Male 2: Yes.
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