HOW TO NOT GET YOUR ASS KICKED BY THE POLICE
Speaker: Have you ever been face to face with a police officer, have wondered, is he about to kick my ass? Well, want to know more, if you follow these easy tips you will be fine. First, obey the law; laws are made for a reason, remember them, we know what people say, no, I wouldn't do that. Well, here's some of that shit. Car jacking, armed robbery, arson, selling drugs, buying drugs, stabbing, shooting, you know you probably won't get your ass kicked, if you just use common sense.
If you jump a subway turn stop, you might just get off with a warning from the police, but if you jump a turn stop carrying a loaded gun and smoking a joint, then maybe you will need your ass kicked. We all know what happened to Robin King, he got the ass kicked, if he had just followed this simple tip. When you see flashing police lights in your mirror, stop immediately. Everybody knows, if the police has to come and get you, they would bring an ass kicking with them.
If you are listening to loud rap music, turn that shit off.
When an officer opposes your car, be polite.
Speaker: Is there a problem officer?
Speaker: And stay in your car with your hands on the wheel.
Speaker: What the fuck you want, mother fucker?
Speaker: Unless you want your ass kicked. Want to give a friend a ride, not so fast, your friend might be crazy. Now before you let your friend in your car, ask him these questions, do you have a gun, do you have drugs, do you have any warrants? And in case you do get pulled over by the cop.
Speaker: License and registration please?
Speaker: Remind your friend to be with one thing, shut the fuck up.
Speaker: I don't give him shit, what the fuck you want?
Speaker: If you have to give a friend a ride, get a white friend, white friend can make a difference between a ticket and a bullet in the head.
Here's a tip you should never forget, if your woman is mad at you leave her at home, because a mad woman will say anything.
Speaker: Get away, get away.
Speaker: If your women is mad at you, there is nothing she would like to see more, then you getting your ass kicked.
Now let's review, obey the law, use common sense, stop immediately, turn that shit off, be polite, shut the fuck up, get a white friend and last but not least, don't ride with a mad woman. If you follow these simple points, you'll probably won't get your ass kicked by the police.
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