Cooking with Doug and Kyle
Episode 2, Snortened Version
(Music Playing)
Kyle: Hello, and welcome to Cooking with Doug and Kyle. We have a great show for you today, do not we Doug?
Doug: I am going to lie Kyle, this is not my best day. I have to go wipe.
Kyle: Whom I am going to make today’s special dish? It is about pea soup, a personal family recipe.
Doug: I do not know Kyle. I will get the guy on front to do it.
Kyle: Do you mean the homeless guy? He is sleeping in the dumpster.
Okay, we will be right back; Cooking with Kyle and some, some homeless guy.
[Commercial Intermission]
[Clanging Sound]
Homeless Guy: Alright! I am here! Agent’s Scully’s BMW.
I got on TV show! How about it?! What are you thinking of that ha?
Kyle: You do not have to scream, who is chuckles?
[Chuckles Flying]
Kyle: [Screaming]
This is a cooking show. I need your help but first, you have to help yourself.
Homeless Guy: A cooking show? What are you making, bird houses?!
[Clashing Sound]
[Commercial Intermission]
Kyle: And now, it is time for my family cook book. If I cook it! Confessions of the cooker. With exclusive commentary, you cook it!
This the time make sweets for my sweeties! [Kiss]
They do not look split by whatever,
Corned Beef, I do not see the corn but it is going in.
Homeless Guy: Go ahead, take a bite and do not be shy? As a matter of fact, I like taking bite out of them first. I got a whole jerky company!
Whatever you use like three swigs worse?
Kyle: So much for my personal recipe.
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Homeless Guy: Alright, and then we will stir it. Hey you know what? This kind of reminds of the Boy Scouts.
You know the bare bag is (fading voice) what I did?
Kyle: No, what did you do three face?
Homeless Guy: That is my bare bag story.
Kyle: Well, that was very interesting and disturbing indeed!
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Homeless Guy: Okay man, I will do it. [Shouting] oh mother’s milk that good!!!
Now variety?
Kyle: Oh, what is that smell?
Homeless Guy: [Farting] oops, do not worry that pretty fine.
Kyle: The split pea and jerky soup’s certainly was delicious. I am going to make sure I am caught up with all my vaccinations - and until next time.
Thanks for cooking with Doug and Kyle.
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