A guy who hates his friend’s face, a man on the backyard battle, and some dude who don’t want his wife to ever talk to him again. It’s all coming up when trees attack right now.
One time a tree attacked me and I attacked it right back. Trees, they just stand around minding their own business until someone’s suspected people like these guys attempt to cut off a branch with the world’s smallest saw. That’s when they strike back.
Let’s see that one more time. You can actually see a shoes fly off. Now, when you take on a tree during project there’s a bunch of questions you need to ask yourself. Is this branch the right one, is it low bearing, can it kill me, and in my opinion the last one is the most important. Do you often bind yourself trimming trees in Capri pants? Do you have a balance problem due to an undiagnosed inner ear infection? Do you put your ladder too close to trees?
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Now that’s one thing to trim a branch, but to take down an entire tree, you need to chainsaw, a tree and some skill. This guy has a chain saw and a tree.
Don’t worry I looked up how to do this on Wikipedia. Two hundred dollars to have somebody cut this down, no way I’m paying a tree company to do this. That guy is about to experience what we merit for called a dry spell.
Well that’s it for now and just remember, there are those who DIY the right way, and those that end up on our show. The choice is yours.
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