Male 1: Dear Abi, you don’t have anything on us. Five guys, five different love stages, and we’ll stop it. Get ready for a little guy guidance. I’m Steven Fabian and this is “That’s what He Said”
Let’s set it up. You’re out on a date. The food’s good. The conversation’s great. The wine is flowing. That means the bill is going up and up. The question is who pays the bill? Dating is not cheap, but if you let her pay, does that mean you are? The waiter drops the bomb. It’s a large one. What do you do?
Male 2: Pick it up.
Male 3: If you’re arm doesn’t go out there immediately, you’re done.
Male 4: I’ll take the bill. If you want to get that, that’s cool. We can work it out that way. If want a tip that’s fine.
Male 5: Sometimes, you just go through the motions of that fake argument of “I’m going to pay, she say’s no I’m going to pay. If you do, maybe three rounds of that and then you just pay anyway.
Male 6: It’s like one of nature’s beautiful dancers. It’s like two birds going back and forth.
Male 3: You can’t explain it.
Male 1: I will pay this bill and I will have a great time paying this bill but I like if you just pretend that you will.
Male 2: All of these are like a seven-inch lean. That’s all it is
Male 1: If the date is not going so well, you know you’ll never see this girl again in your entire life. Will you guys do that?
Male 4: You want to just pay for each other’s meals.
Male 6: It’s like a check of list. It’s something that the girl raises. Split, you know, she insults your face.
Male 1: Does income level play a role when you’re going out to dinner.
Male 6: I saw my girlfriend’s pay stub and then I knew she was making more than me. I was waiting like “you’re going to pay for this”. It’s just like it crushed me when I found that out.
Male 3: Was there ever that she needs. She’s even struggling and you jump right in there and you buy whatever kind of pharmaceuticals she needs. It’s just something about looking out for them.
Male 2: I guess that, your feminine hygiene is not my problem. I don’t want to pay for your tampons. I can pay for your dinner but not your tampons.
Male 1: Well, when money is the question there never seems to be an easy answer. But, in the world of dating guys, it seems like picking up that first half will always assure you of date number two. This has been “That’s What He Said”. Thanks a lot.
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