Loraine: I am Loraine from--
Male: I know who you are, come on in
Loraine: This is very a nice comfortable office that you have here
Male: Well, I work long hours sometimes I even put an all night pace to be comfortable I do not have really have time.
Loraine: Oh do not worry this would not take long as you know the company is being taken over by a new company and they hired me to do an audit and the first process of that audit is to basically find out what it is everybody does?
Male: See you can lay off hardworking people like myself
Loraine: No, no my job is accumulate the data the new company or the new owners will then come in and decide who can stay who can go.
Male: You could have saved yourself a lot of trouble by asking my workers.
Loraine: Oh I did
Male: And
Loraine: And no one seems really to know what it is you do.
Male: I am the director of the public safety for employees.
Loraine: Oh that is interesting because I just finished speaking to Mr. Stockhouse and--
Male: The man Stockhouse
Loraine: Yeah and he says that he is actually the director of health and Safety
Male: That is right health and safety my areas a lot more specialized than that.
Loraine: Oh, I understand okay, so exactly what is it that you do?
Male: My office is engage in the prevention of dinosaur tax though they have recently enlarge the scope my operations to include other large predators.
Loraine: You know sir this seem like a joke to you but it is actually a very serious procedure that we have to go through so appreciate it if you actually took this seriously.
Male: You know look I take my job really seriously, I work long hours into the night to buy some strategies to prevent dinosaur tax.
Loraine: Dinosaurs are extinct.
Male: Is that so why do I have a chart here explaining the second wave of dinosaurs, why do have a chart here talking about the different threat levels though it is confidential right know we are on amber alert.
Loraine: Right part of picture consists of your family?
Male: No actually not sadly these are all pictures of people that have been killed by dinosaurs except that guy there and he died of a heart attack running way from the dinosaur.
Loraine: Of course, of course yeah but I do not think there has been any recorded tax from dinosaurs who past 61 years.
Male: World trade center 911
Loraine: Those were airplane.
Male: To the untrained eye.
Loraine: I see and just out of curiosity what did the trained eye have seen?
Male: Pterodactyls.
Loraine: Pterodactyls, okay so that how you explosion?
Male: Obviously it is the gas exploding from their giant anuses.
Loraine: Anuses I do not seem to see your new, come up anywhere or your role for that matter, come up anywhere on the roster
Male: That is right it is not there.
Loraine: Is not there, do you even work here sir?
Male: Dinosaurs are very intelligent, if they attack the first thing they do to check the roster and see I am in charge and then they take me out now the company is completely unprotected.
Loraine: So just out of curiosity in case of a dinosaur attacks what is it that you actually do?
Male: I am glad you are finally taking this seriously, first I would open this hidden drawer, I push the secret bottom and light the part where it will spring into action. I am sorry you cannot see the button it is confidential.
Loraine: Right, of course confidential I would not have be, well I have just have a couple more questions and to be out of your way so why it that you need to work such long hours here?
Male: do you see any dinosaurs in the building?
Loraine: You are right oh boy! Dinosaur do not exist anymore so --
Male: Yes, because I am on the job.
Loraine; Right, of course on the job well thank you for your time and I will be leaving you alone to dinosaur watch, I think my company has everything they need and just one more thing it was actually Osama Bin Laden who blew up the World Trade Center FYI.
Male: What are they?
Loraine: He is a dinosaur
Male: With those sharp features anyway we can see he is clearly reptilian.
Loraine: Right silly, anyway sir have a wonderful day.
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