Male1: Hey babe. Is your dad a baker, because you have a nice pair of buns.
Male: Do you have consistent trouble picking up women?
Male1: Me?
Male: Yes you.
Male1: Yes.
Male: I can help.
Male1: Oh yeah.
Male: Today, I am going to show you how to successfully hit on women. The first step is always begin with a compliment.
Male1: Hey, you smell good. Did you take a bath or something?
Female: Oh, yes I did. Thank you.
Male: Next, ask her something about herself. Women love talking about themselves.
Male1: So, tell me something about yourself.
Female: Well, I just had my 18th birthday and I got this really cute shoes and they got long laces and I got this shirt and it has stripes on it.
Male: At this point you can tell if she is interested in you by her direct eye contact or by the bottles of alcohol lying by her feet. If things are still going well for you, offer to do something for her.
Male1: Do you like a cool refreshing crisp taste Mountain Dew?
Female: Why, yes. It will quench my thirst like no other, thanks James.
Male: Congratulations, you have now successfully hit on a woman. Now that you have some confidence, quit being such a loser and go out and practice the art of hitting on women.
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