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Instructional Video #11:
Anatomy of a Douchebag: How to get a girl to go out with you
Nick Leger: Oh! Hi, I do not see you to come in. Welcome to Anatomy of a Douchebag: How to get a girl to go out with you. I am you host Nick Leger, today we will show how to nab a little lady of your dreams, in spit game without shame. You are maybe asking your self, “How do, I do that Nick?” Well, it is simple act like a Douchebag, so that you know what I am talking about, here I will show you.
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Female: Yeah!
Nick Leger: Hi I am Rob, I brought you these flowers. You look beautiful this evening.
Ouch! Sucks to be Rob right now, his mistake? He did not act like a Douche bag. Now, let us take pick and see what he should have done.
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[Demo]
Female: Hi!
Male: [Phone ring] Dude talk to me. Dude 60 karats dude. Dude word.
What is up, are you ready?
Female: Yes, so what are we doing tonight?
Male: Oh, I figure out we go to the Fired House and maybe we can get wasted on some jumble gizz and then, take advantage you. Then tell my brothers about it in the morning and maybe listen to some middle hour (ph) too.
Female: Great, what is your name again?
Male: Yeah! Whatever.
Nick Leger: Now, that is how you get a done, let us quickly review, [Demo]. First wear multiple polo shirts, then talk about your frat and do not forget to mention a crappy band and most importantly make sure she knows that you are a Douchebag.
Well, that is all for me today, but I hope you learned of valuable lesson stop being nice and polite. Do not ask about her feelings. If you want to get a girl to go out with you, act like Douchebag, because she will fall for it (Laughs). Happy douching, good night everyone.
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