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I have here the number one question coming in to the old asking comment in L Magazine.
Dear E Jean:
I am frantic, if I have to go through one more day of not having a boyfriend, I will go insane.
It has been seven months since I have a date, why cannot I get a boyfriend?
My adorable ditch, you are so desperate to get a boyfriend, you are undermining your chances of getting a boyfriend.
Men want the women they cannot have. I think you know this. Now, I am not a biblical scholar, but it is like that choppy in the bible. Remember He had a hundred sheep, remember that guy?
Okay, one of the sheep runs off. Now, as he all excited that he has still got 99? No! The quote is He leaves the 99 in the wilderness, and the daft develop for Jones for that sheep, and he does run all over hill and back to find that little mutton chop.
So, let us repeat, men want what they cannot have. That means men want the woman they cannot have. That means if you do not want a man that man cannot have you, and if that man can have you, that is a man who has sweating bids of testosterone to get you, so quit man to get man.
This is your new philosophy, quit man to get man. Every man you cannot stand is all over you, right? Quit man, get man. Your new life is about really to begin my darling.
See you next time, adios!
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