I'm going to try and make the Guinness Book of Records here. Just to make it really interesting, and just to make it very, very mysterious, I won't tell you what I'm going to try and do. Okay? That way, if I don't do it, I don't feel embarrassed. Okay, but if I do it, I want a huge applause, because we're going to do apply for the Guinness Book of Records.
Okay, lot of silence please. Thank you very much Mr. Williams for the beer you offered me, it's very kind of you, thank you. Mr. Williams is such a nice man. He's just offered me a pint of beer on his house. Thank you Mr. Williams. He's the Director of the our golf course here, of the hotel, thank you Mr. Williams! I shouldn't say beer when we're talking about Guinness.
Was it a nice swing? Okay, we're still trying, but I think it was the lorry in the distance that gave me trouble there. We're getting closer, we're getting closer. Come on! Hey! This is it, I can feel it now, I really feel it now. I'm sure this is going to be it. Here comes the Guinness Book of Records for the largest number of missed shots.
You didn't know there was a Guinness Book of Records for the largest number of missed shots. Yes, air shots. They say, it's 3844. You can't say around, can you, while I make a few more air shots? Gosh! Do you know the wind of that one nearly moved the ball. Oh! If it weren't serious I'd laugh too. But it's serious what I'm trying to do. One more, because I don't want to keep you people waiting and I want that be.
One more, come on! Try, aah! Oh boy, oh! I've done it please, now please! Mike, could you hold that for me, Mike please, because that's got to go to the Guinness Book of Records, thank you very much. I think we might have done it, because apparently, two inches is the shortest top that's ever been made, and I think that was three quarters of an inch.
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