Grin And Bare It: Married On MySpace 2 Ep. 8
Male: Previously on Married on MySpace Gram and Delia have some
unresolved issues. Will they kiss and makeup and later Gram and Delia
raise down the isle during a JCPenney shopping spree.
Female: I want something that makes my boobs looks big.
Male: Then Gram gets into a hairy situation it all happens now on Married on
myspace.
Female: Hey are you dong okay?
Male: Yes.
Female: After my bachelorette party I wanted to talk with Gram and come kind of
sort things up to make sure we’re on the same page.
I know that we’re getting married and we do need to talk these things out
together and I’m not going to go on Tuesday, that’s you know a little too
soon. I want to give us time to talk about it and…
Male: Okay.
Female: I understand where gram is coming from and gram understands where I’m
coming from now that we have more time to talk about it together.
Male: You got a big night right?
Female: Yeah you want to see some pictures?
Male: Hell no, do I want to see pictures.
Female: Yes.
Male: Oh wow. They’re very sexy photos Delia looked like a supermodel.
Alright we have a big day tomorrow we have to go to the JC Penney
registry stuff so we should probably get some sleep.
Female: You’re not mad at me are you?
Male: How come I’m going to be mad at you?
In the morning we went to JCPenney we’re going to get our wedding
registry. I’m really excited you know it’s like being a kid in the candy
store and picking out everything you want.
Female: Welcome to JCPenney.
Female: We met Cynthia she’s the wedding registry expert. So we’re going to do a
quick set up on your wedding registry.
Female: The whole registry process was really easy and after we finished putting in
our information we got our little scanner ready to go.
Male: But of course there’s a surprise.
Female: We’re going to be pairing up in teams for girls versus guys shopping craze
and we have some special guests for you.
Male: Alright.
Female: Gale and Mario I was excited I love shopping with girl she’s a pro, he’s
not so much a pro, he’s the single bachelor what does he know about
wedding accessories, nothing.
Female: We have a third team creating a registry for you.
Male: Third team.
Female: Third team. Mom.
Male: When I saw the elevator open and they’re two moms you know they have
their guns you know to the side it’s like oh my god this is going to be fun.
Female: The my space community will choose one gift registry as your wedding
registry you have 30 minutes, are you ready, get set, shop!
Female: Alright now what else?
Female: The need a mixer.
Female: Oh the mixer you got to go to the mixer.
Female: If she’s ever going to learn how to cook she needs a mixer.
Female: Women’s section.
Female: Get some girly stuff huh?
Female: Are you sure we should leave the home floor so quick.
Female: Oh for sure.
Female: Oh they have makeup.
Female: Real quick makeover are you ready.
Female: This is like one of those travel pants—
Female: Sweet.
Male: This is all girls stuff.
Male: Lets go back up and get some man stuff. We’re going circles here.
Male: Yeah I know.
Male: Who’s driving this bus?
Male: I was following you man.
Female: Ooh and then we can get some shoes dang those are like crazy man. Oh
these ones look great for girls night out.
Female: Yeah right you can never have too many.
Female: Oh I could get a nice, a dress, you know that is a little more conservative
than whatever Delia is wearing in his segments oh Lord.
Female: I want something pink and something cute and fun that makes my boobs
look big. Oh zebra, sexy zebra.
Female: It’s a push up bra.
Female: That works.
Male: Gram deep fryers, you can fry oreos you can deep fry mars bars I mean
who loves fried chicken. I love fried chicken. Alright go for the deluxe
one. The click is ticking we’re like this is the man section let’s get
everything we have. Meat slicer, meat slicer. 150 watts of meat slicing.
Male: Do it.
Male: Now that we have the meat slicer I want to be cutting hams salami maybe
even like those tables that are a little bit uneven you know slice it up.
Male: Cofee, perfect. Alright this one at work this is one of the easiest thing
there’s no cleaning.
Male: Little light grill so you can see what your doing.
Male: That was like a grill, like why do you need a grill like I don’t even have a
grill.
Female: Look ruffles, plaid those are so cute.
Female: This is so fun I love mine I got to pick stuff out.
Female: It doesn’t feel like it’s for a wedding.
Female: Oh my gosh the baby section.
Female: Baby section.
Female: Look at that beautiful she loves pink. My first piggy bank.
Male: Dude that was hard.
Male: I think it’s save to say that my shopping wasn’t forte my friend.
Female: Great work everyone.
Female: Now Delia and Gale I could tell you’re ready for that honeymoon.
Male: What about the underwear?
Female: But not curly ones.
Female: As for Mario and Gram I could tell you hit the home department give it up
for the meat slicer guys.
Female: I thought that was to slice wood?
Female: And for the moms you took care of the kitchen and I could tell you also
visited the babies department.
Male: Piggy banks.
Female: For the grandchildren.
Female: Remember teams it’s up to the myspace community to choose that one gift
registry good luck.
Female: Oh it looks like I got a video message from Anya?
Female: Hi Delia your wedding is just around the corner so to help you look you
best the myspace community has selected a special spa makeover
treatment just for you go to the sun lounge studio now to find out what
they chose.
Male: I want to go get my tat on.
Male: Hey Delia good to meet you.
Female: Hi
Male: Gram hows it going?
So today you guys are going to be getting a spa treatments now the three
treatments you have a choice from are waxing, tanning or an amazing
body graft. Well the voters have spoken and guys will both be getting a
waxing treatment.
Female: Yes.
Male: We’re going to get waxed and I don’t know what they’re going to wax so
I’m really nervous.
Female: Oh my goodness.
Female: Is there anything that you think you need done? I can see a little bit of
chest hair right here maybe we could start with that?
Female: I’m going to hold your hand babe alright are you scared?
Male: The wax on it’s all like warm and it doesn’t feel that bad plus a little like
thing on and no warning at all.
Female: Is that blood what is it?
Female: That’s blood.
Male: I look down there’s blood where all the hairs used to be yeah I didn’t
know.
Female: We’re going to bleed we’re going bandage you up.
I thought it was kind of fun Gram gets to see what women go through for
the price o beauty.
Male: Thanks my space I really appreciate the wax.
So after I was done it was Delia’s turn.
Female: After watching gram this is a walk in the park.
I had already planned to get my self waxed because some Latinas
sometimes we have a little bit more hair than most women. The bride can’t
be racking no mustache at her wedding.
Female: There you go mustache free.
Female: Gram ready for your delicate too.
Male: Tanya said she wanted to do my delicates and I’m not going to say
anything about that?
Male: Ahh!
Female: It’s time to vote for the one you think is best for Delia and Gram will it be
team Delia’s, team Grams, or team moms and vote now for Gram’s
bachelor party, will it be trapies school, go cart racing or casino night vote
now.
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