Imagine, you are listening, it gets worst. Now, imagine you are listening to a consultant. She is dressed in the McKenzie uniform of black outside, white inside and she is standing on a slightly raised gates and some cavernous hole with some company’s logo woven into banish drape to cross walls in the darkness. An audience surrounds her, some sit behind her at the long table with the length of a darkened stage populated by clean water pictures in August, old men and women are at rest.
You are in a large and hugely silent group of say 300 people and stadium seats facing her. She is pretty and for that, in other reasons, you find yourself interested in what she has to say. She takes a sip of water from the glass and replaces it, and then she begins to speak.
She says this “Thank you for coming!”
Today, I would like to socialize our sanity check and we will pacify the strong man, we set up to drive your strong form learning going forward. As you know, when we ramped up the pod and begin to iterate on the so what, we architected a base line without boiling the ocean or reinventing the wheel. At the end of the day at netnet, our key take away was that the environmental on the space are target rich and with the right learning, we could chunk at a debt but laid out the red light, green light to stop laying grow.
We knew this gap analysis who is far short of a grand unified theory, but we may ace(ph) stakeholders, can you put a tuning bar up? After a few webs, we got some reason of a push back that while I had prophecies were sufficiently outside the box, we were also sporty and perhaps even of the reservation.
Our worry B at that point was that we were populating a deliverable but we were not firing up around the curve and may even frankly have been building a mega log that could not pass the red face test.
Off the record, it was large with FHA, long pass for after. What we need now is we are vying for the warm hand off and a warm fuzzy, not to mention the color up or after work with the triumphant foot that remain. It is magnificent golden amber. She steps back to greet the applause and it comes slowly at first, then with more vigorous, the old man and women at the long table begin to bang their raw applause together like carpet beaters.
And yes, it is a triumph, a speech for the ages, and you join them. How could you not as the approval rolls over the crowd like a wave of the spinner. The one question you would have is “what did she say?” if you would be able to translate Mary to speech into English, it would have read something like this.
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Thank you for coming. Today, I would like to tell you what we have been doing. What we got here, we believed you are in a troubled industry, and we could probably figure out some way to help. But, we showed you a few ideas and you did not like them fully. Long pause after. What we need now is your agreement that we can stay.
Oh my God it is a consultant!
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