How Not to Hit on a Woman
Speaker: This is spotless. This pond like a great big pussy just waiting to get fucked. I am telling you, I should have come here ten years ago. I would have been a millionaire by this time. By this time, I would have had my own boat, my own car, my own gulf course.
Speaker2: You know what I want? Thought of this the other day, a line of blue 00:52, right? With my name written on the back of 0:55, how's that?
1: That's not completely but -- look at that , look, look, look, you missed another sight, that's what you are doing. We are missing the action here. (Non English) You want to ask sunscreen with my friend?
Female: Get lost you fuck.
1: She is like ice cream.
2: You said ice cream?
1: Girl is like ice cream.
2: Oh come on man, that's not how it works. You can't do it that way, I am telling you. You know how you beat up chicks in this country?
1:What the fuck was that?
2: What you just be, that's it. That's why you are doing.
1: Oh that's disgusting.
2: Watch.
1: Oh really that fucking thing that look like a bug coming out of your mouth.
2: Hope you will understand, but the women in this country when you do that, they know, they understand, they go crazy. It will take a lot of practice, but you got to learn, that's the women in love, when you fuck the pussy. Look at that.
1: She is looking at us. Go ahead, do you think you can do with her?
2: I think I can do with her.
1: You want to try with her?
2: Why not? You want to watch?
1: You are not going to do.
2: Watch this, come on. I am going to get it, I am going to get it.
1: Go ahead Romeo, do your thing. They be quiet, just hang back. Romeo!
2: You are looking very pretty today, I was watching you from over there.
1: You want to do something funny? Take a look over there, you see that woman, watch that guy. I've got to stand over there, I got to watch my friend, he is going to stick his tongue up to that girl.
Female: You are sick.
1: You see what happened to him? Hey!
2: Hey you know if I wasn't a nice guy, I could (Voice Overlap)
1: Come on.
2: She is lesbian.
1: What I thought is, this country you got to make the money first, when you get the money, you get the power, when you get the power, then you get the women. That's why you got to make your own moves. That's the one I rented
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