Mr. E: Attention men, have you ever dreamed of being a lady's man? Do you wish you knew exactly what to say and do to attract beautiful women? Do you want your life to be an outrages carnival of sexual abundance? Well, there is only one man who can show you the way.
Speaker: Hello, I am Mr. E. Let me teach you the Mr. E method.
Speaker: The Mr. E method Seduction Bootcamp is now on tour.
Mr. E: If she tells you she has a boyfriend, she is lying. The best thing about reading a girl's palm is you can just make it up. The quickest way to make two enemies is by telling to ugly girls they look like each other. You should really try having cybersex in your Blackberry. I call it textual intercourse. Oops! I seem to have forgotten magnum extra large condoms. Every single guy in this room has the potential to be pulling models, except you, there is no helping you, believe me.
Speaker: Mr. E will take you out in the real world, to show you first hand how to pick up beautiful women.
Mr. E: Hey! How much do you smoke?
Female Speaker: I don't know, like, a pack a day.
Mr. E: Really, then you should know it's been proven by doctors that making out with me prevents lung cancer.
Female Speaker: Really? Wow!
Speaker: Yeah! Just ask him?
Speaker: Mr. E will teach you all of the seduction ground rules starting with the initial approach.
Mr. E: Now an opinion open is a non threatening way of opening conversation with a group of girls. Ask her opinion on something, get to talking, get to thinking, it is right to decide who all love to a group of girls and ask something like hey! What do you call it when you don't believe in (Inaudible)? Quick question, how many toes are humans supposed to have? Whom do you think would win in a fist fight Donald Sutherland or (Inaudible); hey guys real quick, favor position; hey guys want some extra tips; hey ladies, how many fingers am I holding up.
Speaker: You know, I used to be totally hooks for women, but then I tended Mr. E method boot camp and that changed everything. Mr. E introduced me to peacocking, I mean stressing flashing cool to get attention. You also give me a sex (Inaudible), delicious and thanks to the Mr. E method. I scored my first threesome. Thanks Mr. E.
Speaker: Mr. E gives every student personal peacocking analysis and file tips.
Mr. E: Well for starters, your very too tall. Chicks are really into midget these days. They actually have this surgery in Thailand where they remove your chins and attach your knees to your ankles. You should really look in to that, I really think it would help you a lot and get on your belt, yeah, alright next.
Speaker: The Mr. E method gives you all of the peacocking advice you need to create advanced identity level change in a matter of seconds. Hear from amazing guest speakers and learn to role of a wingman.
Speaker: Gentleman, I present to you my wingman Stylus.
Speaker: Hi guys. Now I a have been Mr. E's wingman for about five years now and to be a good wingman you have to master the accomplishment intro. That's the way to introduce your wingman to a set of girls, am I saying something cool now.
Speaker: Okay, in some ladies, building comfort, keno escalating, socially hypnotizing them and inspire those inspire those who approach at a 45 degree angle, I greet them with a hearty hello, turn to ladies and say "Ladies - take my friend Stylus. He invent the diamonds.
Speaker: This is my friend Mr. E. He was the first guide who figured that wrestling was fake.
Speaker: Meet my friend Stylus, the movie star face is based on him.
Speaker: This is my friend Mr. E. He has chick model.
Speaker: Meet my friend Stylus. I'm pretty sure he doesn't have (Inaudible).
Speaker: Learn the art of nagging and watch Mr. E demonstrate in the field at night clubs and bar.
Speaker: Now nagging is probably the most important part of pick up and nag is when you say or do something means to go. It establishes a higher social value. In every set you are going to have a girl who is your target and you are going to have a girl who is trying to stop you from sleeping with your target. Now, that's your obstacle and the plan is work the obstacle, nag the target.
Mr. E: Oh my word, you are a riot. So what's your boring friend's name?
Speaker: Hi I'm Pixy, nice to meet you.
Mr. E: So what's your favorite movie?
Speaker: Oh I love The Notebook.
Mr. E: Really? That is both fascinating and interesting.
Speaker: Yeah, I love it too it's (Inaudible).
Mr. E: Yeah?
Speaker: Yeah.
Mr. E: You are ugly. Do you know what my favorite part of the notebook was? It was when that guy from Breaker High he went to that girl and like --
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Speaker: I truly believe, with anyone, who takes a Mr. E method Bootcamp can have the same amazing success that I'd had, except you cameraman, get out.
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