How To Make Stay-Awake Glasses
Speaker: In the old days, one had to go to work and actually do some work, even if you didn't feel like it. Does this happen to you, falling asleep on the job?
Speaker: You are fired.
Speaker: Falling asleep with your friends, in the car, during sweet love making.
Speaker: Were you sleeping? Oh My God!
Speaker: Well, not anymore, here is what you will need, a pair of eyeglasses, a digital camera, a computer, a printer, a pair of scissors and scotch tape.
Step 1: take a clear picture of your eyes, evenly like your face. So you can avoid shadows.
Step 2: import the picture to Photoshop or iPhoto on your computer.
Step 3: resize the photograph, so that your eyes are identical to your actual eye size.
Step 4" print out the photograph, cut out the eyes from your picture.
Step 5: insert the eye cutouts into your glasses and secure them with the tape.
Step 6: put on your new glasses and find that company chair to get back to work. With the help of your new eyes your world will become brighter and better than ever.
Speaker: Good job, you have got promotion.
Speaker: So remember to keep your eye glasses handy, see you next time.
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