The wig story, the second story is actually one of my favorites as well, this is called, the hair—I’ve got a lot of hair in wig stories, but this is cool story. This is what happened to one of my friends and I’m kind of again molded to fit me and my personality.
I was walking with my friend the other day of this busy street in the city, and we stopped to the pedestrian crossing. So it was a red light and my friend was single. As the relationship back in but my friend is single he is like dude he notch me on the shoulder and he goes, “Dude, check that girl out like look at her.” And we looked down this girl in front of me. I just saw the white stop it was she had the tightest jeans I’ve ever seen. She had a really nice jacket on and she had hot hair. Do you know what hot hair is? So this is a rhetorical question you asked ago. Do you know what a hot hair is?
Anyway, she had this really flat and blond hot hair. We can’t see her face but we just knew that she was hot. And to my friend I said, “If you like her, go and talk to he like walked up and talk to her.” And he goes, “Yeah. I think I will.” They walk up and said, “Excuse me.” And taps her on the shoulder she looks around, and he was this guy. And he is like, “Hey, I just wonder to know if you have the time.” It was a guy wearing tight jeans and obviously he cared about his hair, but I was like, dude that just tells me you’re guy. I’m sorry but I just have to accept that I don’t think I can hang around with you anymore. So that’s what we call the hair story, right?
Now the story I want to tell you and this is a kind of unique story as well. This is called the ring story. Now of course, this is also routine I think no Strauss uses, but this is called the ring finger routine and if you head over to SucceedAtDating.com I’ve actually revealing this word per word what the saying is routine. But this is a fantastic routine so basically you take the five fingers. You talk to a girl and you say, “Can I touch your hand for a second.” You picked up her hand and you say, “It’s amazing. You know, you—as most girls wear ring is in your finger.” You say, “Listen, I noticed here you have a ring on your finger.” And she’ll belike, “Yeah, do I?” And you say, “Listen, I’m telling you asking like, why are you wearing that particular finger over the others?” And she’ll be like, “Wear in this finger and usually where in the middle finger.”
And you say, “Listen, my friend studies the signs. They studied the moon and the astrology and all that. And he taught this really cool thing you do of rings.” And you grab her hand. She didn’t ask for a hand you’re describing and you say, “It’s really interesting basically each of the fingers represents a god. It’s represents a god that people pay homage to or respect to or worship. And if you wear ring on a particular finger it means you’re paying homage to that particular god and that particular day. In fact, she is like, “Yeah, 2000 years ago, what the Greeks date is that they constantly change their rings over everyday, so if they cross are falling they would worship the god of fertility. If there’s storm happening or a volcano erupting they would worship the god and worship you know the war god or they worship another god who is controlling the weather. And they wore rings on particular fingers and the thing is the story set the same thing applies today.
So this finger the palm represents the sudden god of the sea very independent, keeps himself you know the god the pitch for in the sea. It doesn’t anyway it doesn’t have many friends and if a girl is wearing a ring on this finger and you say, “You bit of a square, it might not work up between us. You need the guide of moon, stars playing this play station games, no more counter strike for you.” And you make fun of the girl. “This is a Zeus, god of gods very dominant, very aggressive for you do this. You come here, come to me now.” And I noticed that a lot of girls who wear ring in this finger are very dominant. They like to wear the pants in a relationship. And I can tell I’ve got the feeling you will want to wear the pants in a relationship, that’s why its not going to work well between us. And you play or hit her in the arm. That if a girl is wearing a ring in this finger of course, give a tease a little bit, play, do some cocky banter. This is an interesting finger because a lot of girls wear rings in this finger and this is Bacchus, god of wine and puddings so this tells me you’re a party girl and I don’t know if I can take that. I can’t take being at home in three clock in the morning and you’re coming home holding you’re heels and mascara running and your crying. I’ll be like, “Where have you been? You had cooked up in dinners in the oven. I’ve been waiting here since 10 o’clock yesterday, what’s going on?” And I’ve got a feeling it’s kind of like a big drama play between us so other things cannot work up between us but let’s just be friends.
Again, will tease if she is wearing a ring in this finger, this is Aphrodisiac or Venus, god of love and romance, so if she’s wearing a ring in this finger it means she gets attach to god too quickly. And this finger is actually kind of cool. This is the fifth finger or the war finger, the criminal finger. This is Mars, god of war, and it actually shows that you are very valiant, you’re a very aggressive that you like to steal. You’re a little stealer. I bet you walked on the shops you are always embarrassed by trying to steal a chocolate bar or something. I don’t think I can hang up with you. Again, you’re teasing her.
I’ve just revealed three stories in here that will make you memorable and unforgettable in the eyes of a girl. So if you tell these very quick stories, if you ever run out of things to say use these stories because these will help immensely. This will keep the conversation going. It will make a laugh. You will display so many traits about you. It will make you look wise as well because especially the ring finger routine, that’s a great story I’ve used that so many times and it builds sole of distraction.
That’s it for now. My name is Alex Coulson. I’m from SucceedAtDAting.com. For more videos just like this head over to the website, I’ll see you there.
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