How not to be seen

In this picture there are 47 people, none of them can be seen. In this film we hope to show you how not to be seen. This is Mr. E. R. Bradshaw of Napier Court, Black Lion Road, London SE40. He cannot be seen.

Now, I am going to ask him just stand up. Mr. Bradshaw, will you stand up please? This demonstrates the value of not being seen. In this picture we cannot see Mrs. B. J. Smegma of 13 The Crescent, Belmont. Mrs. Smegma, will you stand up please? This is Mr. Nesbit of Harlow, New Town. Mr. Nesbit, will you stand up please? Mr. Nesbit has learned the first lesson of not being seen, not to stand up; however, he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover.

Mr. E. W. Lambert of Homely, The Burrows, Oswestry has presented us with a poser. We do not know which bush, he is behind, but we can soon find out. Yes, it was the middle one. Mr. and Mrs. Watson of Hull chose a very cunning way of not being seen. When we called at their house, we found that they had gone away on two weeks holiday; however, a neighbor told us where they were, and here is the neighbor who told us where they were, and here is where is lived, and this is where he was born; and now for something completely different.


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