How to Be Lazy at College

Now I know what you might be saying. There will be classes that require attendance and participation. This will be your smaller classes so there is a very different guideline when it comes to this. Unfortunately, you will probably have to go to all the classes just the teacher will know each one of the classmates. So get to know your teacher, talk to them, learn their hobbies, maybe even take the out for a drink here and there. Liquor them out find some of their deep dark secrets but just at the beginning of the class just some chit chat with you teacher “hey sir how is the golf game, hey miss buy some pretty flowers as sweet then. Do you have hobbies that are in common with your professor you and the clear, you guys are chit chatting about football or whatever the teacher will come to like you a lot more. One important thing when it comes to class discussions, the participation marks. If have not read your readings at all and the teachers ask you a question you do not know the answer, say goodbye to your participation marks. Though, a good way to work around that is be the first to starts the discussions. Be like “hey sir we are going to find those interesting, how this character develop throughout the novel and grew as a person. And then it might the teacher going to get some of the other classmates going for you will be known as person who started that discussion. So just know a little tidbit about the book you reading, the little article you reading. If you know something that starts the discussion you should be in clear. Lift your head up.

So there you go there were some guidelines and tips on how to be lazy in college and remember if you fail miserably do not come looking for me because I do not care.


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