Liz: I came to France because I was really mad at the French for not buying my book. And now that I’m here, I realized that there’s a good reason why they don’t want my book. They don’t need my book.
How often do you wake up and you say “I’m beautiful”?
Female: [Foreign Language]
Liz: I don’t know not much French but I know she likes herself. Why are French women so independent and perfect?
When a guy doesn’t call these French women, they realize he’s just not that into them and they don’t need to call them back and find out what happened.
Female: [Foreign Language]
Male: The woman is the future of the men.
Liz: So you’re saying that the woman is the new man?
Male: Yes because the woman is more patient.
Liz: And you know what? I can learn a few things from them.
I guess they’re telling me I should leave you alone. I’m honored to be here. Thank you so much.
Female: Thanks a lot.
Liz: So I realized basically that I love French women. I want them all to be my new best friends. If I could, I would have an operation to become a French woman. I can’t believe I actually thought they needed my advice.
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