Liz Tuccillo: Let’s face it, there really isn’t a man drought in Sydney, I mean there are tons of single, handsome, well dressed, buff men who are also in touch with their feminine side.
I’m here basically investigating this whole idea of the man drought. I’m going to make another big leap. Are you gentlemen homosexuals?
Male: I dress like this of course.
Male: Yes.
Liz Tuccillo: You’re not helping matters, you do understand that, right?
Male: I don’t believe it’s our fault.
Liz Tuccillo: I’m not saying it’s your fault but let’s say if your country had no food and you were taking food out of people’s mouth, wouldn’t that kind of be a sort of morally horrible thing?
Male: I‘m already catholic. I’ve got enough guilt.
Male: What about women, they’re choosing—lovers, they are choosing to be single their whole life and—
Liz Tuccillo: Oh so you’re bringing the problem back to us.
Male: Yes. I do.
Liz Tuccillo: So, you’re saying that it’s not your fault, you’re still saying—you’re blaming the single women?
Male: Yes sort of, women in general.
Liz Tuccillo: Okay fine. See, we don’t get a break anywhere; anywhere.
Male: I love you. I’m going to get married to you.
Liz Tuccillo: I know it’s politically incorrect to want gay men to start sleeping with women but I was getting desperate down under.
There is no way in anyway that even with this great national emergency that you could ever think of maybe you know, helping the ladies out.
Male: That they are born with this and that’s what you do.
Liz Tuccillo: Yeah I know but you could change your mind can’t you? Come on! Can’t you imagine like—
Male: Probably for one night imagining the woman was a man.
Male: What do you mean by helping the ladies?
Liz Tuccillo: You know what I mean helping the ladies.
Male: That’s sacrilege.
Male: I do need medication for that.
Liz Tuccillo: For this sake of the nation, there is no way you could just maybe you know turn to—
Male: I’ll donate my sperms.
Male: Oh hang on.
Liz Tuccillo: Thank you, that’s very nice of you.
Male: I have done that before.
Liz Tuccillo: Yeah and how did it go? Not good enough?
Male: Not.
Liz Tuccillo: It kind of grosses you out,, be honest.
Male: Yeah, absolutely.
Male: Well, I’m actually a closet bi sexual.
Liz Tuccillo: You are.
Male: Don’t tell my friends.
Liz Tuccillo: Really? Deep down you like sleeping with women.
Male: Well, I’m actually hoping to see my friend Anoushka tonight who is 28.
Liz Tuccillo: Yes.
Male: This is a woman who I absolutely adore.
Liz Tuccillo: Really?
Male: Yeah, I do.
Liz Tuccillo: Tonight, go for it, go beyond. Change the existence of one person at a time. Kiss her. Kiss her.
Male: I might.
Liz Tuccillo: Okay good. Okay one, one, possibly one, my journey here has not been a complete waste.
All right I know I’m not going to be able to turn gay men straight but what else can be done.
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