Hello ladies and gentleman. Are you tired of being a social outcast? Want to actually have fun at a party? Well, this is how you can be, the life of a party. All you need to do is find something at a party called a helium balloon. These are usually floated around in groups or clusters of any colors usually the favorite color of the birthday person and what goes with a helium balloon is your sense of humor. All you need to do is just suck in or inhale the helium and then say anything you want to because people will laugh not because of what you are saying but because of the fact that your voice is different, when you say it. You can get away with anything being said when you are on helium.
Now, don't say too much in between helium intakes because now only your voice goes back to normal and you don't want that to happen because then the fun dies down. So just -- take a sip of helium and then say something like my dog died, people will laugh not because your dog died because that's probably is a no fun but because your voice is extremely high. Take another sip and say something funny like sing. Then keep going until you have about a third of the balloon left to a quarter of it because now you need to get ready for the grand finale where you take the rest of the helium which will make your voice so high pitch that sounds like you are going to puberty again which was fun and not fun. So, you are ready? And also you usually most of time when you are - in the grand finale note you want to say something intelligent because you will sound like a college professor. Are you ready?
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