Daddy Brad: Welcome back to the tiniest bar in Texas in beautiful downtown Austin. I am Daddy Brad.
Daddy Clay: And I am Daddy Clay.
Daddy Troy: And I am Daddy Troy.
Daddy Clay: Yes, yes, yes Daddy Troy and this is the show we discuss important parenting topics with experienced parent. This show is brought to you by One Step Ahead. for all your important baby gear needs they have got you covered every step for the way. One Step Ahead. Today’s question is—
Daddy Troy: What was your child’s favorite dangerous behavior?
My son would climb up on top of things and look up and he would be like ten fee off the ground.
Daddy Brad: She loves to eat dear poop? You know dear poop is like little brown M&M’s.
Male: Any destructive tendencies or yes, they come from within.
Female; Jumping on our couch, which was on a cement floor.
Female: The day he walked up the kitchen the holding the ice cubes scoop and the knife.
Daddy Brad: Nice.
Female: And not a butter knife.
Male: I was at the party of my boss’s house once. We are next to the pool my son crawled over and jump in the pool of course he was he could not swim.
Male: Climbing on the edge of a wall walking on the end of the duct. Anything that involves falling on to water or hard surfaces.
Male: I kind of look and went—“oh my God”!
Daddy Brad: How about the dear poop?
Male: He might be drowning,
Daddy Brad: He like to eat the dear poop.
Male: And by the time like my brain click to jump or even think about jumping in the water.
Daddy Brad: There is a lot of dear poop in the world and a lots of baby in the world.
Male: My boss’s wife, it jumped in the pool and save my son.
Daddy Brad: Dear poop—they like to eat a little—
Male: She touched the stove once. We have and old stove and he it gets hot and touched it once and that is it.
Daddy Clay: I am amazed and it seems to me that small children toddlers in particular boys especially are this absolutely bent on self-destruction.
Daddy Troy: One day my son was at a local grocery store and I caught him looking the counter and I really looks up there was others like raw meat, it was like the butchers counter you know.
Daddy Clay: What is so dangerous about looking the raw meat counter?
Male: He is carrying a knife.
Daddy Brad: He is up high with a knife.
Male: No, he is not that good.
Daddy Clay: Do they climb? Do this guys climb?
Female: Yes, these are professional climber in the family.
Daddy Brad: Does he need a cigarette?
Daddy Clay: Is there a formula that would describe the acceleration of a child towards a hard wood floor?
Male: Yes.
Daddy Brad: Is there? What is it?
Male: You want to take in the air resistance into account.
Daddy Brad: Yes absolutely.
Male: That is a non-linear term. I do not really do that kind of math.
Daddy Brad: Is there poop in babies and—
Daddy Clay: Just stop asking to other people about that.
Daddy Brad: Just want to know.
Daddy Troy: Well that is all this week for the lounge.
Daddy Clay: If you got a particularly part of story about your child tendency to endanger themselves, please drop us a comment and as usual you will be registered for our weekly giveaways this week we are giving away—
Daddy Brad: A $100 gift certificate to One Step Ahead, four baby proofing gear.
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Daddy Brad: Cheers.
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