There aren't very many herbal jokes, but here is an herbal joke. First, let me tell you that any plant that has big leaves is called the Dock.
So right over here is a plant with very big leaves, and it's called Yellow Dock. It has a yellow root. Right next to it, is a plant that can be called Comfrey and it's also called Heal-dock.
We don't have it growing here, but there is a plant where the elves live that's called elf-dock or ela campaign.
So here is the herbal joke. Are you ready? What is Bugs Bunny's favorite herb? What's up doc? Of course, Heal-dock, Comfrey. Is it a vicious killer or a wonderful healer? You talk to the people who use it, they're going to say, it's one of the world's most amazing healers.
Comfrey - The Comforting. The leaves and especially the leaf stock of Comfrey have a substance called allantoin, which causes wonderful regeneration of broken skin. It keeps the skin very strong and very flexible. It keeps the bones and the joints very strong and flexible. It keeps the digestive system strong and flexible. It keeps the respiratory system strong and flexible.
And I always say to people remember Comfrey, because Comfrey leaf gives you the proteins you need for short-term memory. So remember Comfrey. Comfrey - The Comforting, one of my favorite herbs, not just for healing broken bones, although it does a great job of it, not just for healing sprains, torn ligaments and so on, although it does a great job for that. Comfrey - The comforting, used internally and externally. It's a wonderful, wonderful healer.
This is Susun and Monica Jean saying Green blessings. Bye-bye!
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