Greetings children, I am Captain D here, I would like to speak to you about the very serious subject of inbreeding. You see, ancient Royal families and small isolated mountain communities have long suffered from serious genetic disorders because they tend to repeatedly mate with people within there own family. But I am talking about psychological inbreeding which is a term I made up just now to describe groups of people who conspire to believe in the same myths.
This few superstitions and conspiracy theories at each other until they all coagulates into a set of specific brand name bias. Bigfoot, orbs, the illuminati and the grey are example of this and the latter are the subject of today’s video.
George Bush: We affirmed the vital place of home ownership in our nation.
This is not the newest video in the pile but it needs to be addressed. In a broadcast of President Bush speaking in the Rose Garden, someone has observed a mysterious alien figure standing in the window directly behind them. And although it seems the poster was not serious, many took the debate. You see, there is its head, eyes, mouth, body, hand and also this which is of course a green spirit jumping out of the alien. This is a recurring type of alien commonly known as a grey because it is naked and gray. So naturally upon seeing this, the question that arises on most peoples minds is “is Bush being controlled by the greys,’ what explained a lot.
George Bush: It is not the government’s job to bail out speculators.
If you are watching this in the year 2023 and I think you are. George W. Bush has been out of office as US president for 15 years but I will bet there are still people that believe in the grey. Well, I will let the future will handle that problem. Meanwhile , I will go ahead and break down the video.
To deconstruct this foolishness, you first need to establish which fake thing you believe in. is the alien inside the building glowing like a night light while everything else is dark? Or is it a reflection of the alien which would put him with the press core. I going to go with the latter, except instead of an alien, I am going to attribute the reflection to one of these guys’ shirts. The glass and those White House French doors are slightly warped which distorts reflections creating weird forms. Through the long lens of the broadcast camera, you are seeing a camera man shoulder lead by the sun and this, do not kid yourself, you know it is a person passing by. But why does it look like such a specific alien and for that matter why are this similar looking grey’s found consistently in different images around the world. Well, once again your mind is the culprit.
It does not just look for patterns, it looks for specific type of pattern, the face and when looking for a face where there is none, it tries hard to imagine one. Averaging together the multitude of shapes and colors of faces it knows into the unimaginative grey little creature you so love to fear.
So, what about the videos key question, would you believe it? Recently, the poster of the video suddenly annotated an update dismissing the whole thing. Oh man, the illuminati must have gotten to him. Sometimes I long for a day when I get to meet a real alien, get to shake its hand and examine as genetic profile. I long for a day when I along side of thousand other people can see a genuine intergalactic spaceship make a low pass across the sky. I long for a day when a single super natural occurrence or shadowy conspiracy theory is proven to be true. I welcome it, it just has not happened yet. If it does, be sure to give me a call, I am off to enjoy the world for what it is. Remember love with your heart. Use your head for everything else, Captain Disillusion.
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