How to Find the Perfect Groom

Female: Joey thank you so much for coming in. Joey: Thank you for inviting me. Female: Now your face is very, very familiar when people at home might be going, I have seen that young man before. Joey: I know, I was getting—I have a friends card that gets me into the Ritz museum and it said, oh I’m Christian and they said no your Jerry from the bar. And I’m like, no I’m trying to avoid that, I’m so over it, that’s two years ago. Female: Let the cat out of the bag now, so from Big Brother to Book Cry, so how did that happen? Joey: I have written this before I went there, I call that freak show, it’s a tease actually. But I was inspired by this because I was living with two lovely girls. I have fabulous jobs, pretty little things and they were single and I thought what’s going on and then this happened and they were too available. So I started writing but they have this great platform, so I got noticed because of Big Brother and they gave me contract, so I have written—now I’m writing the second one right here. Female: So too available, who have thought to make someone too available? Joey: Well I suppose women are too eager to please like the most simple things is when somebody sends you text message. It’s very, very impolite not to reply but you have to oblige after three hours and this is what—you know you have to understand men enjoy the taste. What I’m saying in the book is men are hunter gatherers. We have primitive instincts going back to the ice age. We were living in caves hunting mammals, the mammals didn’t come with the meanest care in the caves, they come and get me. Now they have to go and chase it and that’s what women have to understand. Men enjoy the chase, that’s what I keep saying trick them and keep the coming. Female: Right, so next time you receive a text message from a man, you set your alarm three hours later you allow to response but you end up spending three hours sitting there changing your reply and stuff like that because I need to respond straight away. Joey: They weren’t called American school of though, I mean there is a lot of books written, the rules are the most famous one. Basically I have read every available book on psychology book in language relationships and the book is the best idea. So what I’m trying to do is take them by the hand and say, okay, this is how we get over your ex, this is a premium hunting grounds, you can go and get a man and this is the body language you have to say and then were going through the dating process. First dates, second date, I mean if this book doesn’t get them a man, nothing will. I mean— Female: Did it come back with a money guarantee? Joey: Yes, no, I’ve got my email inside the book, so if the woman wants to complain then send me all your stories and complains. I mean believe in this advice I’m giving. There is only one problem, read them and keep them clean is a little bit of an unpleasant advice. What I’m telling them is not nice things, that’s why you have to very, very funny. I have to admit the first draft was good advice but it wasn’t funny so I have to rewrite it four times to make it funny. Other wise the women wont accept it, its too miserable stuff what I’m saying to them. Female: So what you’re saying, treat them neat, treat them clean, so on your phone for three hours when someone text you— Joey: Well that’s one tip only. Female: Any other tips? Joey: Well the one that’s proven very controversial and loose women are making a big fuzz about—I’m actually saying women wait for three months before you actually jump into bed with a man. You have to understand, you know you have to date around, don’t sleep around. You know if you want to get man, this is wedding tv. You should perceive as an easy target. Men appreciate you know be elusive, not loose. That’s what I’m saying, so they have to wait and they should be gradual process and I know it sounds out dated and it sounds anti feminist but know this is the front. Man don’t go for women that are too eager, too easy to please. Female: Do you think its full of sex in the city Carry and coat— Joey: What, I’m a big fan of sex and the city. When I was actually writing the book I went through the entire six series, you know back to back in DVD but no. I don’t think, you know we have to acknowledge the female sexuality that we have today. Women have urges but if you want to marry, if you want to have a real relationship, you have to wait. It’s simple as that. the good thing with me is being gay is I get the perspective of men and women. My girlfriends told me things that they wouldn’t dare to tell their girlfriends and I have my male straight friends that tell me—they tell me all the—you know what came first as the most annoying thing women do on a date? Female: Talk about their ex partners. Joey: Yes, how did you know. Have you read the book? Female: No, I haven’t read the book. Joey: Actually yes, this is the number one— Female: But I have done it in the past and— Joey: Its unacceptable, do not talk about your ex boyfriends. It doesn’t make them jealous, it just makes them you know—oh its horrible. You spoke on actually, that’s really good and were also going to be talking about work problems, family problems. That’s why you have friends, make their life hell. When you are going out on a date, you do not get your man all this information. Call your friends and one big problem they will call you, don’t tell a man you just met all your problems. Female: Well Joey thank you so much for all of those fantastic tips and where can I get— Joey: Well everywhere, its on Walter Stones, Ace Witted ASDA and—but you know its pretty good as well.