How to Fix a Buick Axle

Male Speaker: I have to call this video reviving the broken Buick for more mudding. It rained a lot this week. Well you know two weeks ago we broke an axle. Because this idiot and that idiot drive it. Look at him hold that cigarette so funny again Greg. Greg: What cigarette? Male Speaker: That cigarette you're holding in front of you. He doesn't hold his cigarettes like that Greg. It smells funny too. Male Speaker: So we're getting ready to f**ing ghost ride this bitch. We broke the axle as we all know. Here's the piece still stuck on there. Now I'm about to get the clip off, get that piece off and put another end on my axle that I've from a 1990 Olds Delta 88 that will work. And we're going to do some more mudding today. The drive knuckles removed, so now it's time to put the new end on. Let's get dirty Greg. Okay, the current problem now is we cannot locate the drive shaft the new one from the Delta 88. Greg: The stone f***er who took that off the old car doesn't really know where to put it. Male Speaker: Go and slide the wimp. Greg: You fuck! Male Speaker: This is the next step. Okay, we have a broken axle from a ancient long day car at Day's Farm, so now we've to take this end off and insert it there. What a dirty mess. I'll get the end off and I don't care. To stand back there and you got it. When I say no, okay now straighten that axle nut. Straight the axle. Sit straight. Okay now back it there. Oops! I think you have to whack it. Male Speaker: You're whacking up job. It's done for you. Does anybody whacked like that? Oh! That's a real rude one if I ever saw one. That's heavy duty. Male Speaker: Yes enough with the camera now. Daniel: Okay, now should I get it from here whacking it on? Stand over here Greg. Greg: Here Daniel? Daniel: No! Someone's got it for me whacking it on. Greg: Whacking on. Male Speaker: It's not like the usual dirty bug. I need that piece of axle. I need to boot off of it. Okay, first we apply the rib condom to the shaft. Boys and girls, this is how you apply your rib condom to your shaft. See how your shaft has ribs for extra stimulus. So you must put a condom on. The condom is inserted. Now we've some black chassis which makes good loop to get the next part on. Male Speaker: From the Afro men. Male Speaker: Now we tap it for extra stimulation. It's like the Sybian. We have full insertion. Now we apply the buick. I mean the condom. Job is done. All we need now to do, put on the snap rings. I mean the cock rings and we'll be all set for ready to ride. Done! Move the light and put the wheel on. Male Speaker: 20 minutes axle job. Male Speaker: Just like I told you it would be. [Video Playing: 00:03:44-00:04:08] Male Speaker: Okay, let the beast run. It's been sitting three weeks. Don't this door work any more? Fire it up. Male Speaker: Oh! Yes, what a car! She is alive. Male Speaker: Alright, now we just get to clean the inside windows. Did they work, yes? Male Speaker: It was never a failure. I'm the fourth guy who --. Male Speaker: Oh! You left the key on. Are you going to drive it out or you? Okay, drive it out. So the world my axle job works. Male Speaker: Wiper on. Male Speaker: Yes it runs. It's in the mud area. It's happening. Male Speaker: Good job! Male Speaker: You want the exhaust job too? You want to do a red neck exhaust job? Male Speaker: Yes! Male Speaker: Okay, we'll just back it up here and give me room to get the track during ahead of it. We'll chop to catalytic and give her some serious power. We'll have to buy a few carbon credits to make up for the extra exhaust we put near without the catalytic you know. Male Speaker: I drove a hybrid though. Male Speaker: Oh! You do. That's good. That's positive carbon credit. Male Speaker: Well I drive hybrid. Male Speaker: That's a Ford Escape or something? Male Speaker: Yes! Male Speaker: Now we make a little red neck exhaust adjustment for a more extreme enjoyment with the pleasurable vibration in sound. Male Speaker: There's the main tunnel here. Male Speaker: There we go. You got to get a shot at the operator too. [Video Playing: 00:06:05-00:06:44] Male Speaker: The Fireman cars may hammer destruction. [Video Playing: 00:06:48-00:07:09]