Tiffany Smith: Welcome to Love U where hopefully today you’ll graduate with a little extra credit in the love department. Today’s’ lesson is how to get along with his mom.
No man forgets his first love, his mom. So ladies, that means it your duty to find a way for the two of you to be friends.
Use your seven done or you might leave a mark. Well, not anymore, just follow these three simple rules.
Rule number one, he is perfect. Remember, this is him mother. In her eyes, he can do no wrong. So, never try to bond with her and complaining about her little boy.
Female: So, later I found inside his shoe and it was covered in mold. I mean, I don’t think he even knows what a washing machine is.
And speaking of washing, who taught him how to clean his ears or not clean his ears if you know what I mean.
Also he never puts his clothes in the hanger. All I do is pick up, and pick up, and pick up. It’s like he thinks I’m his…
Tiffany Smith: Rule number two, bragging rights. Freely congratulate her on all of his good points. But, be respectful of her role.
To her, he’s best remembered as playing with snakes, snails, and puppy dog tails. So, be mindful of who you’re talking to while you’re praising his finer attributes.
Female: You definitely raised him right because he knows how to treat a woman.
Female 2: Thank you.
Female: I mean just like night in bed I asked him if his mood that looks the guy the guy I dated and I’m never even tempted.
Female: Oh no.
Tiffany Smith: Rule number three, always be polite. Remember, this is a two way street and she is trying just as hard as you are so always give her the benefit of he doubt.
Female 2: Would you like some more tea Lesley?
Female: It’s actually Julie. Lesley was before me five years before.
Female 2: Yes. I am sorry, I did forget, you are no Lesley.
Tiffany Smith: Maybe, you guys won’t be best friends but, even if she is the Capulet to your Montague, you do have one thing in common, your guy. And you owe it to him to always make nice with his mom.
Thanks for watching Love U, I’m Tiffany Smith and we’ll see you next time.
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