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IPhone is a revolutionary portable communications devise. And now it has got even better, with the IPhone 3G. Keeping your calendar up to date is a snap. You can go back to the day you spent $600.00 on the first generation IPhone, then scroll forward to see the day, the price was lowered by $200.00.
You can even view pictures of your reaction, when you find out you might as well have thrown $200.00 bills into urinal and peed on them. Use the all new scientific calculator to tally how much the new IPhone3G is going to cost you, factoring in the 15 to 25% increase in monthly service charges. Do not forget to subtract what you can sell your first generation IPhone for.
The new IPhone has GPS, so you can easily find your current location, and how long it will take you to walk home from there. Because then, if you have money left for gas, and do not forget, lighting fast broadband speed anywhere you go. Large documents, such as, eviction notices and letters from collecting agencies will download faster than a speeding bullet. Come and offer you the sweet release of debt.
IPhone 3G, I have not eaten in days.
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