How to Get Elected

Male Speaker: First, I am sure this year, that you all want jobs because with jobs, you will have money. And one sure thing is that everybody wants money. With money, you can buy things that bring you happiness after a good day of work.

If you do elect me, you will work. But, not too much. I am just saying you, not too much work, work brings you away from your family. Family is the root of society. You don't want to work, you do want money. More you will have money, more you will be happy. That's the mathematics, you know. That's why we will cut the taxes. You don't want me to take your money. You want to keep your money for yourself. You don't want to be poor, you want to be rich.

Let's fight poverty together, I will ban poverty. Poverty will be illegal. All the poor will be put in work camps, so they can become rich, but not too much. If they become too much rich, there will be no more poor anymore, and without poor, who will be rich? And one thing you don't want is the poor to take your money.

So to protect you from the danger of poverty, we will invest your money in the army. A lot of money, that's true, to protect your money. Education doesn't bring money, education brings questions, and we already have the answer.

The same things about climate change. I see no links between iceberg and money. Nature is the only thing that don't need money. Happiness is richness now. Do you want to be rich, now?

Audience: Yes.

Male Speaker: Then, vote for me. God bless you.


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