How to Get Into Any Club
Speaker 1: This is Nicholas and AJ and tonight we're going to find out the truth about whether you can get into any club, dressed as DJ.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: I've got my headphones, my ironic sunglasses, ironic hood and of course, record bag.
Speaker 2: Let's do it.
Speaker 1: Okay, we've got in all over the place without any problem at all, but now we've rolled up at a Mary Christmas party with some International DJs. All the kids have been running up rally.
Speaker 1: I don't think I'll make this one, but keep it a go.
Speaker 2: It's been a long night, but AJ, we've proven some truth about the record bag, what are they?
Speaker 1: Well, I was proving that I can get into any club I like, skip any queue, pay no cover charges, go out to the DJ and pretty much take over their job. You can do all that with a record bag. I wonder what else you can do?
Speaker 1:. I just got to get in, just DJing tonight.
Speaker 3: Would you mind if I pay my money first?
Speaker 1: I guess so. What's the cover charge tonight, do you know? Just curious.
Speaker 1: I just got to get in, just DJing tonight. Here I got my green ticket.Thank you very much, I have to go.
Speaker 1: Hey guys, just playing tonight. just playing tonight, yeah there's two rooms right? Upstairs and downstairs? Playing downstairs
Speaker 4: This one is for security.
Speaker 1: Cool.
Speaker 3: And this one is way out.
Speaker 1: Thanks man. Cool.
Speaker 1: I'm just playing tonight. I am DJing tonight.
Speaker 5: Nice, I can find you way.
Speaker 1: No, I just have to -- usually it's fun. Usually it's fun. Usually this gets me --
Speaker 6: Got a residency on the backside.
Speaker 1: Thanks man.
Speaker 7: If you can't pay get off the bus.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
Speaker 7: No, get off the bus as well.
Speaker 1: You won't have anything ever again.
Speaker 7: Out.
Speaker 2: Well, I think we've proved that if you say that you're the DJ, you can get in anywhere.
Speaker 1: Well, almost anywhere, but the bus only cost a couple of bucks, anyway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess only a couple of stingies like us would try to get on a bus for free.
Speaker 1: Truth proved.
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