Tiffany Smith: Welcome to Love U where we teach you everything you need to know to pass this course of love with flying colors. I am your host Tiffany Smith. Today's lesson, how to interpret man speak. He is a man and you are a woman and you are both fairly comfortable with the noun verb construction of the English sentence. So, why oh why is it that when you say something and he can say the exact same thing it has such a vastly different meaning.
Well, let us here at Love U help you translate. Now lets examine the hidden subtext of what men say, "you are really nice", seems sweet what he is really saying is "nice personality, I wish your body and face were nice too". What he says "Lets be friends", you showed a connection even if its not a romantic one, what he is really saying is "please don't hate me, consider me as your hot friend or younger sister". Number three, " I will call you", good to hear, better make sure that my phone is charged, what he really means is "These are the final words we will ever exchange ever". Now, let's take a look at situations where men communicate without ever saying a word.
Female Speaker: Do you think Angelina Jolie is prettier than me? You are supposed to say no. These jeans make me look fat? You have to think about it?
Tiffany Smith: Now on to the last stage of man speak, what he hears when you talk. Number one, when you say "do you know how to get to the chestnut street from here?" He hears, "I want to have sex with you". Number two, when you say "what a nice day?" he hears, " I want to have sex with you". Number three, when you say "Are we boyfriend girl friend now?" he hears " I want to have sex with you forever". Well, that does it for this episode at Love U, hopefully we have opened up the lines of communication between you and your man because after all the language of love should be universal. I am Tiffany Smith and thank you for involving in Love U.
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