How To Irritate People
Speaker: It's possible to irritate people in almost any circumstances. For example, have you ever heard the story about the two beautiful blonds who were on their first visit to a new discount. When one of them suddenly noticed, well, I didn't know that he played the violin, and this story also illustrates how irritating mechanical failures are.
Speaker: "Eye Spy," "I Spy with my little eye something beginning with S"
Speaker: Sky.
Speaker: "Eye Spy," "I Spy with my little eye something beginning with C"
Speaker: Cloud.
Speaker: Yeah, Oh! God I'm bored.
Speaker: I'm fed up with that game. Let's play another game.
Speaker: Hello, This is your captain speaking. There is absolutely no calls for alarm.
Speaker: No, no, no, not yet not yet.
Speaker: What is there absolutely no calls for alarm about? Are the wings are not on fire?
Speaker: The wings are not on fire. Now there is nothing there, why should he say that?
Speaker: Oh, oh how are we doing? Let's stop eating, let me a bit worry.
Speaker: Hang on, one guy is going to the washroom.
Speaker: Is he there yet?
Speaker: He is just closing the door, now right.
Speaker: One two three, please return to your seats and fasten your safety belts immediately, please.
Speaker: Here he comes.
Speaker: I'll do the worried walk down, safety regulations.
Speaker: Please listen carefully. I want to remind you of some of the safety regulations. In the case of emergency, it is vitally important to - as the warning buzzer sounds.
Speaker: Oh, that's got ruffled.
Speaker: Great great
Speaker: Nothing to worry.
Speaker: Hello, you will find your life jackets under your seats.
Speaker: They are on the left.
Speaker: Let them scrabble a bit. I'm sorry you will find them on the racks above your head, but do not unfasten your safety belts.
Speaker: Great, great, that was marvelous. See them
Speaker: The storage racks above your head are now ready to flange. Please unfasten your safety belts and press the emergency photo scams on the back of the seats behind you.
Speaker: Marvelous.
Speaker: Please find the emergency spill in the washroom at the back and release it.
Speaker: But do not unfasten your safety belts.
Speaker: That's got them back to their seats.
Speaker: The emergency spill must be released.
Speaker: But do not leave your seats.
Speaker: Do not panic
Speaker: Tea will now be served.
Speaker: Inflate your life jackets.
Speaker: And extinguish all cigarettes.
Speaker: Please remove the luggage from the racks above your heads and place it on the racks on the other side of the aircraft.
Speaker: Except your hand luggage, which you should sit on.
Speaker: They all jumped out.
Speaker: You know, I wouldn't be surprised if there wasn't some trouble.
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