Chris Pirillo: I got a top five tip list submitted by my Mike Stuckert. Tips on keeping clean and smelling good and if you don't know anybody in your life who doesn't smell good, I hate to bring it to you, but you are that guy or girl that doesn't smell good. It is just that someone may not have the heart to tell you. They may have sent you a link to this video saying, "Ha ha ha check this out. It's funny ha ha ha. It has enough thing to do with you. Really, no take a shower."
Geeks by the way have some of the worst hygiene in the world. It doesn't matter where you are or where are you from, it is geeks. We just don't know how to take care of ourselves. So we need a tip list to help us through the day. Don't do it, don't --
Number one, if you smell and still use deodorant, get a new kind of deodorant. It may sound silly, but some deodorant may not work with some people. My friend uses some Degree and it doesn't work. Now, he is trying Old Spice. He actually smells decent and not like a huge piece of rotten pizza. You know the most surprising part about that is, people still use Old Spice.
Number two, take showers at least once daily, maybe twice or more depending on if you get extremely stinky at your job or your hobby or whatever you happen to do.
Number three, use deodorant that dries or soaks into your skin and doesn't rub off on your sleeve. This means the smell stays on you and not your shirt. So get that stink away, pull it away and if you can't smell anything, trust me. It's you.
Number four, don't walk through the planters in parking lots, they tend to have doggy droppings. Yes, I am talking about you wicked and you don't want to smell like even into the bathroom in your pants. Pretty sure.
Number five, always, always, always put your clothes on after you wake up. I know some people that sleep in their clothes. Tomorrow, you put -- you sweat during your sleep. You may not realize it, but you are oozing oil all the time. You're sweating more than you think, so if you have the opportunity, put on different clothes. Don't wear the same clothes more than two days in a row. If you're doing a lot of activity, you tend to accumulate stink over time. I know if you look at the videos, I recorded yesterday, I am wearing the same outer shirt that's because my stink actually collects here and here, sometimes here, sometimes in other places, like my feet. My feet don't smell bad, do they babe? Babe, my feet don't smell bad, do they?
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