How to Kiss - sketch

How to Kiss Through the ages, the fine and gentle art of kissing has withstood the test of time. Today, kissing is more important than ever, so we must all endeavor to learn the proper way to that pure and sunny kiss. The French Kiss The French Kiss or Soul Kiss is one of the more playful forms of romantic expression. It’s a walk on the wild side of love. This bold kiss is initiated when the man sneaks his tongue into the woman’s mouth then teases and caresses her tongue. The female then -- and this begins a delicate playful tennis match with the mouth that many couples find exhilarating. The Heavy Make-Up Kiss The face is the jewel and the crown of desire. In many women, in order to let that jewel shine, like to had a few extra touches of make-up to accent their best qualities. The make-up, if applied right, should catch the attention of the male and hopefully speed up the romantic process. Be cautioned not to use too much however, for that would present a cheap and tawdry image. All that is needed is a light dusting of rouge hint of lipstick, perhaps the tiniest touch of eye shadow and if you’re in a bold reckless mood, a quick dap of eye liner. A precaution however, do not get too carried away in the act of kissing, for sometimes it is possible for the make-up to get smudge and nothing turns a male off more than smeared eye shadow or a bit of lipstick on the teeth. The Moist Kiss There’s nothing I think worst than kissing your lover and finding a pair of dry parched lips. Therefore, it is incumbent on lovers to lubricate the mouth area. Often times, this action is involuntary, as the lips meet the nerve endings in an excited state of anticipation activate the saliva membranes which release a small yet sensual too light secretion that moistens up the lip area. This action gives off a marvelous musical sound not unlike the splash of waves against the pebbled beach. This 19th century poem “I Believe” says it best. “When people about whisper and brag of the exploits in mating, the sweet nectar on my lovers lips I find so much more intoxicating.” The First Kiss The first kiss is the most important, it is the kiss that all of us remember. But often times the female gender is shy or skiddish. The male must then be gentle yet persuasive in his pursuit. Sometimes a certain amount of resistance on the part of the girl may only be a coy pretense to lure the man on. But the male must be clever and resourceful in his pursuit and yet still retain his manly dignity. Or in the eternal game of love, the spoils go not to the shy. The Firm Kiss After the initial stages of a relationship, the firm kiss becomes very important. It communicates to your lover that you're direct, honest and have strong passions. The proper technique is to hold your head at the 45 degree angle and press firmly against the mouth area. If you keep pressing, it underscores the fact that you are a person with purpose and a head firmly on your shoulders. Blowing a Kiss It is believed that the custom of blowing a kiss started in Sumeria about 3,000 B.C when worshipers would throw kisses to their gods on high. Today, blowing a kiss is a common custom for lovers who are departing and therefore cannot touch. One precautionary note however, one might first want to have a breath mint. The Nibble Kiss The nibble kiss is the string overture to the symphony of kissing. This kiss is much more polite and for the early stages of a relationship. Small pecks about the face, cheek and forehead communicate a feeling of respect and reverence. For it is the cute turned up nose, the rosey red cheeks and the soft purpling eye, it is these wonders that lovers dream about and hold so dear when they’re apart. The Suction Kiss Another wonderful melody in the symphony of kissing is the suction kiss. That is when one, do the process of inhalation draws in the breath of one’s lover. One mustn’t get too carried away however, for in the wrong hands, the mood may be lost completely. It is important that the lovers inhale at different intervals, then the experience becomes a delightful love game. The suction must be delicate and gentle for it a loving metaphor for your innermost longings to draw your lover closer. I believe Casanova said it best, “The kiss is a fervent attempt to absorb and breathe in the essence of the being to whom you love.” The Big Passionate Kiss Now that we’ve mastered all of the different kinds of kisses, we’re ready for the grand finale. But first we must work out our lips to loosen the muscles. Now we’re back and let go! A proper aim is very important. Let’s just watch and enjoy the sweet sonata of ecstasy. When two people are in love, is there anything more beautiful? Film by Bill Plympton Editor Stephen Barr Camera John Schnall Sound Full House Voice Chris Hoffman Music Maureen McElheron