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Dan: Hey there! Look, it’s Safe Sex Bear.
He’s coming in again. He wants you to be safe, be smart.
Jennifer: Dan is addicted to Safe Sex Bear.
Dan: But not in the way you’re thinking right now. Okay, guys, thanks for all the great comments that we’ve always, always, always, always want to know what do you guys think so always leave a comment and thanks again.
Jennifer: You don’t have to agree with us but leave a comment.
Dan: Yes, you can disagree. We like it when you agree with us but always leave a comment. Okay, this is a very impressing question. “Am I a Nympho?” I often wonder that. It says, “Dear Dan and Jennifer, I’m a female.”
Jennifer: So does masturbating 3 times that they make you a Nympho?
Dan: I don’t know, does that it? But if you're no, no, no, no, no, if you're a guy you’re exempted from the Nympho rule, come on. No guys, guy is a stud if he does it a lot, right? A girl, well you know, what kind of knives, could do.
Jennifer: Yes, what is a girl who has sex all time? Slut, easy?
Dan: I don’t know but the guy that’s with her is lucky.
Paul Carlson: Sexually satisfied.
Dan: Sexually satisfied and the guy with her is lucky.
Jennifer: Yes.
Dan: And he gets a you go. Okay so, “Dear Dan and Jennifer, I’m a female.” It’s a girl, that’s good. “And have been overweight all my life, I was 5’6 and 390 pounds.” Good god, wow.
Jennifer: Wow!
Dan: “And I’m now down to 116 pounds.” That is amazing.
Jennifer: Wait, say that again, say that again.
Dan: She’s down from 400 pounds to 116, you go! That is awesome.
Jennifer: That is awesome! You lost 3 people.
Dan: Oh my god! You are like taking a party with you wherever you were going. That is amazing, you know that is utterly amazing, life changing.
Jennifer: Speaking of that, this is totally off topic but that show, there’s a show on T.V called The Greatest Loser. I thought, “Yes, whatever. It’s a lame reality series,” I watched that. Okay, it’s kind of silly but I was in the nail salon, watching that, and these people are actually changing people’s lives. Okay 24 Hour Fitness I think sponsors it, and anyway it’s a challenge or whatever and they give a big price at the end. But I was so amazed to see how many lives the show actually changed.
Dan: I was—I wouldn’t have watched because it sounds incredibly lame and at first glance.
Jennifer: It gave them their life back.
Dan: I’m sorry but it does, that’s not a very wise thing to say but it sounds so incredibly lame.
Jennifer: But it wasn’t. It’s an awesome, it was good, I mean, they're changing people’s lives.
Dan: But it wasn’t, such things that kind of lame can be incredibly life changing on the next, never mind. Okay, so again. “Am I a Nympho?”
“Dear Dan and Jennifer, I’m a female, who went down from 400 pounds to 116,” which is astounding.
Jennifer: That is incredible.
Dan: “I think I woke up a Nympho.” Wow.
Jennifer: Probably or for.
Dan: Nympho is probably the most used word in porn movies today. Never mind, like naughty Nymphos. Okay, “I think—”
Jennifer: Nymphs.
Dan: “I think about sex non-stop” she says. “Watching porn and so on, should I be ashamed to admit I love sex?” Oh no, love and sex it’s cool. I am not ashamed to say I love sex. Not, “I don’t want to have sex with tons of random men” she says, neither to do I, it’s all good. “I want the friends with benefits types” she says, “so that I can experiment.” Like with the—oh, like with the other women, excellent. “Is something wrong with me?” she says. “Sex isn’t something that is thought in my culture.” Oh and a press of culture, that’s unfortunate. “I’m not even supposed to date,” oh my god. “Am I a Nympho? Do I need professional help?”
What makes a Nympho, a Nympho?
Jennifer: Okay, drama queen, yes sure.
Dan: She may need professional alleviating a religious based—a press of culture that doesn’t let her date or have sex.
Jennifer: I think she found her body.
Dan: Yes, she did. If you’re overweight, if you're all funky and you know if you're not having sex of all things but you're started pumping out, working out and all of the sudden the sex drive is on.
Jennifer: Is she a Nympho Paul?
Paul Carlson: No.
Jennifer: No. I don’t think so either.
Paul Carlson: No, no.
Dan: It’s all good, carry on. But if you have tapes, send them this way.
Jennifer: Yes, Dan you know what, if it’s a girl, girl thing, Dan wants the video.
Dan: Every time and I’m not ashamed of it.
Paul Carlson: With all the close ups. No, look.
Dan: I may be a Nympho.
Paul Carlson: No, that’s not a question. Look, this woman was over 400 pounds, she’s now, what a 116 pounds. That’s like you said this, that’s like loosing 3 bodies, 3 human adult bodies.
Dan: Going with you every where you go.
Paul Carlson: When you are grossly overweight like that or what they call morbidly obese, morbidly obese is when you’re more than 100 pounds overweight, okay. She didn’t say how tall she was but I was thinking—
Jennifer: 5’6 I think.
Dan: No, I didn’t read it, I was wrapped up in the drama, 5’6.
Paul Carlson: Dan likes to get wrapped up in the drama.
Jennifer: How did I know that, you didn’t read it.
Dan: I love you.
Paul Carlson: Anyway, the bottom line is that when somebody weighs that much.
Dan: Wow.
Paul Carlson: They don’t have a lot of energy and so even if they had a sexual outlet, they probably couldn’t do an awful lot.
Jennifer: No kidding, put on the back pack with a hundred pounds in it and wear it around for a day and see how you feel.
Dan: And most people couldn’t stand up really.
Paul Carlson: And so here you have somebody dropping 300 pounds and all of a sudden that is also probably going to change your hormone levels, okay, plus the fact that all of a sudden you probably feel sexy and attractive for the first time in your life.
Dan: Well because there hasn’t an experience before.
Paul Carlson: What other people think is it is sexy and attractive. There are some people that really are more sexually attracted to people who have more weight. But in this case when you have a lot of weight like that you probably want to be thin. And you made it, you went through all the trouble to get there and now, you know before you’re 60 or 80, whatever, you want to have some fun and it’s good that you’re saying that you don’t want to be sexually promiscuous because this time in history is not a good time for that. There are too many STDs out there. When I was young, there were 3 STDs, now there’s what a 135 or something, it’s incredible.
Dan: They’ve been busy.
Paul Carlson: Yes. So the big thing here is, no, you’re not a Nympho. You’re just getting turned to all the stuff that everybody else gets turned on to and it’s fun and exciting. Something new for you, so do what’s culturally or what you feel comfortable with in terms of what your culture allows you to do without buying into tons of guilt but no, you’re not a Nymphomaniac.
A Nymphomaniac would be somebody who literally can’t get enough. That would probably be very promiscuous and would be mounting anything that’s out there.
Dan: Like in the porn movies.
Paul Carlson: Pardon?
Dan: Like in the porn flicks.
Paul Carlson: Probably even worse than the porn flicks.
Dan: My goodness.
Paul Carlson: There really aren’t a lot of true Nymphomaniacs. It’s not something that you know, we have a tendency to put that demonization on women who are sexually active and have several partners but the truth is, it’s like, it’s out of control.
Jennifer: That’s all the guilt, BS.
Dan: That would be the male fear of women that actually can enjoy sex.
Jennifer: Women in control. Oh my god, women can vote. That’s the answer to everything. Oh my gosh, women can vote.
Dan: Hey, don’t we have enough problems without this? Just like you know 67 years ago, don’t we have enough problems without the women voting or don’t we have enough problems without you know integrating something or another. That is an incredibly stupid argument. Forgive me, and I hate to be judgmental but that is a very brain dead argument. It’s lame. I refuse to think about this type of argument.
Jennifer: Yes. So you know what, my two senses of woman, you’ve got the power, be responsible with it. Do what you want to do, have fun but be safe, be informed and be smart. Don’t be goofy about this you know. Check out the risk and think about that while you’re doing it.
Dan: Like Safe Sex Bear says, “Be smart, be informed.”
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