You all remember when I unboxed Halo 3 and played it before it had been formally released after getting complete permission. Yeah, I have played Halo 3 more than once, I have played it three times now, because I have been so busy, I apologize. So this top five list for pwning noobs in Halo 3 might come in handy for me, of course it may not help me if I end up playing any of you in Halo 3 and this is from chickensniper, you might remember from an earlier Top Five list the one on Gold Farming and World of Warcraft the other video that we did. So he is going to explain how to pwn people like me in Halo 3. Number five lead your shots, one big mistake that most people make is that they for example grab a Battle Rifle and try to act all Halo 2 and not lead their shots. This is a big no no. Most weapons in the game like the Battle Rifle and Needler need to be leaded. When leading, what you're doing is that you are aiming where you think or know your enemy is going to be. Well not aiming but shooting. By doing this, your bullets will fly there, in that direction and your enemy will step into your raining death cloud of bullets. Where else could you say that with a smile on your face.
Now don't use vehicles unless needed to. Another mistake people make is that they run to a vehicle when the game starts. WRONG, make sure to scream at people, well more like say the word just a little louder. If you're playing on a map with vehicles, there are sure to be spartan lasers for you to get blasted by. So I repeat please use the next tip before using the vehicle.
Three, let the enemies make the first move. What most teams out there do is that -- when the game starts they just run like crazy suicide bombers into the match. Please, I repeat please, let the enemy make the first move. By doing this, you're getting a little peek into the weapons of your enemies as well as you can buy some time to make a strategy to take down your power-armed enemies and then use their weapons against them. Of course, your enemy will think that you're not going to take them down first, BOOM, they fall into your trap. Your team should be well-placed by now, and ready to take down those little noobs, like birds from the sky. Easy kills means easy XP, which means faster rank ups.
Number two, team work. What most people do in Halo is they just run around thinking they're some brick wall, and then they get swissed like swiss cheese. Look, please make sure to bring your whole team or a partner into battle instead of yourself. Oh and to make sure you don't get pwned, make sure you choose a teammate with a balanced weapon to yours, like a noob combo, Plasma Rifle and Battle Rifle. By doing this, you're making your team stronger than your enemy team who did what the stupid team from tip three did. Gosh, I hate when team just split up and start playing by themselves.
Number one, communication. So many times I have played with a team who doesn't talk while the game is going on. The best weapon any shooter and any other game like that is to know where your enemy is. By doing this, you can also find out what weapon they have, if they're in a vehicle, or if they're are followed by teammates. By doing this you have a better knowledge of what's going on so far in the game. Please I don't have to go that far on these tips. There are things you will learn when you first pick up the game. Its just that people are too lazy to do these things. If any of you hope of joining MLG then I recommend that you use these tips like a crazy person who won the lottery and is now on a rampage. Keep on fragging trucks and dirty mouthing noobs you don't know where ne ne is and I don't have my armor made out of wild chicken's skin. That has got to be the weirdest signature I have ever seen or read aloud.
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