Bert Newton: Now, I do not know about you Chasy (ph) but one of the things that really annoys me these days is how much it costs to go out, like, you know I went to the zoo on the weekend, it costs a fortune.
Kate Richie: Oh, yeah. It is the same everywhere these days, you know, cinemas, fun parks, brothels, no wonder families can't afford to go out these days.
Bert Newton: But we realized you can be a bit smarter about this. In fact, we found a gaping loophole that can slash the process of admission pretty well anywhere.
Speaker: Can I have one adult and one baby please.
Female Speaker: $32.
Speaker: $32, here we go.
Female Speaker: We don't charge till they're four.
Speaker: Till they're four, oh that's good. Alright Chasy (ph) let's go and see the animals there.
Speaker: Okay.
Speaker: Alright, let's go. Great, thanks, see you.
Speaker: How much is it for the baby?
Speaker: Free.
Speaker: Free for the baby. Fantastic, excellent; $22.50 okay thanks.
Speaker: The problem with that is you can't take prams into the theatre.
Speaker: Okay. Well, can I carry him in?
Speaker: Yeah. That's fine.
Speaker: Okay. Alright I'll do that then. Just keep quiet Chasy (ph). Okay, I give up; we'll see the movie and the movie will be good. Come on, come on, come on, alright. Okay alright yeah.
Speaker: I want to see the Lion's movie.
Speaker: He is not going to be too scared is he by the sharks?
Speaker: It is not a scary place.
Speaker: It's not a scary place? It's okay for little babies?
Speaker: Okay, dad I'll be fine.
Speaker: He says he'll be fine.
Speaker: And you said ten months?
Speaker: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker: Speaking?
Speaker: He is very advanced, surprising.
Speaker: One adult and one baby?
Speaker: Yes, please he's only ten months old.
Speaker: Only ten months old?
Speaker: Okay.
Speaker: I'm 11 months old dad.
Speaker: Sorry 11 months old, yeah, okay.
Speaker: 11 months old okay. It is a great exhibition for kids.
Speaker: Yeah, which one is it?
Speaker: That is Zoë's play house.
Speaker: Okay.
Speaker: Oh no, it sounds wussy.
Speaker: Well have you get anything a bit full long like dinosaurs or --
Speaker: It's a construction site; it is definitely not wussy at all.
Speaker: Okay.
Speaker: Alright.
Speaker: Okay. Come on little Chasy (ph) let's go and see the fishes, alright.
Speaker: Alright.
Speaker: Come on Chasy (ph), excellent, alright. Let's go in.
Speaker: Cool.
Speaker: Excuse me you need to pay.
Speaker: It is alright, you said the babies are free.
Speaker: He needs to pay. He's not a baby.
Speaker: He is a baby. He is my little boy. Come on look at him. He is so cure, come on. Little cutie come on.
Speaker: What I'm under three years old.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: I am a little gummy for my size; I am very sensitive about that. You are going to make me cry.
Speaker: Look, he might not be the prettiest kid, but he is my little boy. Alright, it is alright Chasy (ph) it's okay baby. It's alright. Just don't worry about the mean man, okay. We'll go and see the fishes. We'll go and see the fishes alright. Come on let's --
Could you give me a hand with the pram please? Just give it to lift.
Speaker: Can I watch this.
Speaker: Come on that's right. Come on we have got to come down. Come on, that's right we have got to come down, you can stick your hand. Could you give us a hand?
Speaker: I can't walk down these stairs I will break fragile legs.
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