How to Seduce Him With Food

Welcome to Love U where hopefully today you’ll graduate with a little extra credit in the love department. Today’s lesson is how to seduce him with food. Conventional wisdom tells us that the quickest way to get from point a, single you to point b, one half of a happy couple you is a straight line; a straight line directly through your man’s stomach. So turn up the flame on you range and set the temperature to hot. The first course to temp your fellow with is a tried and true aphrodisiac. Aphrodisiacs are sexual appetizers and they are named after Aphrodite; the Greek goddess of love and nothing does it better than raw oysters. The meat in these raw oysters stimulates the reproductive system and the best part is; they require no cooking. [Demonstration] Moving on the main course, nothing is quite as nice as spice. So we suggest doing a spaghetti with a devilish little kick like pasta fra diavolo where you’ll need a spaghetti, tomatoes, garlic and cayenne pepper. Pepper dilates the blood vessels and stimulates blood flow to all the major organs. [Demonstration] Spicy food also lazes the body temperature; encouraging your man to discard any of that extra bother some clothing. [Demonstration] Now onto the sweetest course of your meal; dessert and when you are trying to temp your love muffin, there is only one option; chocolate. Chocolate is the food of the gods. Coco contains caffeine which is a stimulant and it will make your honey’s heart flutter. He’ll simply think that it’s you making his heart go pitty pat and of course, it is you. [Demonstration] Well, that does it for this edition of Love U. Hopefully we got home cooking—oh! we promised you a four course meal, didn’t we? Well after the meal that we just outlined for you, there is only one course left for you and your sweetie and hopefully that course lasts all night long. Thanks for enrolling on Love U. Bon appetite.