Auntie EEeee’s Queenhell slimming secret.
Dear Jane:
I turn into a raging bull. Whenever I go to a big party, a restaurant and come home from big grocery shopping, I eat everything in sight. Help.
Darling, all you need is Auntiee EEeee’s Queenhell eating plan. On this plan, you get to eat everything. Only one rule, you must taste each bite. I will now demonstrate.
Grapefruit. Of course most people would demonstrate with ice cream and cake but I do not keep that crap in the house. I am going to taste this grapefruit, I want you to watch me.
You are going to get the surprise of your life when you first taste your food because here is what happens. You feel absolute contentment and when you feel absolutely contented, you eat way less. I will see you next time, darling. Adios.
Dude, bring me some ice cream. Just kidding.
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