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Playing and perfecting an instrument has always been a sure fire recipe for coolness, but where does one begin?
In choosing an instrument:
There is an all about it which states, “The bigger the instrument, the bigger the man”. This cannot be less true. Conversely, it is absolutely true and if “The smaller the instrument, the smaller the man.” So, pick wisely. The respect of your peers depends on. What instrument is the right size for you is truly a relative question?
Most find a harp too big in conversive, while others find the triangle too delicate and precise. And, there even some who are liars who will dishonestly say that they find the harp too small. The emirate of instrument choices can be daunting, but since there are probably more guitars in the world than in any other instrument, then just pick the guitar and deal with it.
Choosing your guitar:
The only good guitar is the one that look like other things. Decide for your self which other thing you would most want you guitar to resemble.
Learning the Instrument:
Taking lessons will instantly making you un-cool. History has proven that no person good in anything has ever got in that way through lessons. Stop thinking about the lessons, stop it now and just buy the guitar. Receipts are also un-cool and play as loudly at wildly as possible until you find out one ear-friendly note. This note is called the ‘sweet spot’ every guitar has one. It is usually at the top near those turn-you things. Repeatedly play your “sweet spot” note in varying only your speed and body thrusting. It is a proven fact that all the musical notes are essentially the same.
Perfecting the Instrument:
The real measure of the musician is not his musical fluency, but rather how cool and attractive he looks on stage. Music like everything else in life is 99% visual and 1% all of the other senses.
A Robust guitarist in the sweaty eye of the masculinity story, Mandy is joking at his heating guitar is all that any audience member is interested in. For arguments sake, let us say that the audience is not buying your musicianship. Try repositioning yourself to your knees and at your back. The kneeling suggests that you are in the throw as if musical ecstasy and the back guards will help keep the tears from running in your face.
Upon completion of this tutorial you are now fully licensed and bonded to be as Musician throughout North America and most European Nation states.
Congratulations! You had finally drawn a proverbial line in the sand that will separate you from the rest of the society.
If for any reason, you are dared like to do this as a Musician, we demand but we in nowhere required. You contact your appropriate authorities and immediately relinquish your position.
By accepting this certificate.
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