How to cheat on your girlfriend like a celebrity

What is up guys? Gordon Bonson here, aka, the Celebrity Guru with more tips on how to be a celebrity like me. Today we are going to be discussing how to cheat on your significant other like a celebrity. Now the first thing that you need to know is as a celebrity is that dating another celebrity, sort of like three or four weeks is like a normal person dating somebody for like three or four years. So by this time, you are bored at the relationship. You are ready to get out of it. You probably have been cheating for like two weeks and you are ready to get out. Now, you don’t just approach your celebrity boyfriend or girlfriend and tell them that you want to break up with them. Because then their publicist might twist the story you are maybe abusive to them or that they dumped you what you don’t want. You never want to be dumped by another celebrity. You want to dump them. So what you have to do is, is that you want to take one of the people that you have been cheating with. You probably would be cheating with multiple people so take one of the ones that you saw for at least twice. Or in Lindsay Lohan’s case just anybody off the street. It is pretty much the same thing. And you want to take them and you want to find a secluded area out in public, in the broad day light like this. Secluded area that is still wide out in the open because what will happen is that although there is nobody directly around you, the paparazzi can get a great shot maybe from the lake or from the buildings back there using their zoom lenses. So you want to go to this secluded area with the person that you are cheating with and make out with him for a good 20 or 30 minutes. Because the paparazzi like I said, are going to use their zoom lenses so it is going to be a little fuzzy and you need to be easily identifiable on the pictures. So anyway, the paparazzi are going to get these shots and obviously they are going to be on the cover of the big tabloids the next week and – basically what is going to happen is that your celebrity boyfriend or girlfriend is then going to approach you about obviously ending the relationship because it puts back the marriage. So the great thing about this is not only did you get that cover that you were cheating on them but then in the next week you will get the cover that you and another celebrity has just broken up. And the great thing is that your publicist cannot spin it like you know, you are in an abusive relationship, and you are so thankful to be out of it and et cetera. So you will end up looking like the winner and the other celebrity will look like the looser. So anyway, that is how to cheat on your significant other like a celebrity. As always for more tips, you can visit JordanJohnson.com. I am Gordon Bonson.

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