Speaker: Talking Smack over Xbox Live, an educational film from the State Education Department. Part 1, Smacktalking. Smacktalking is the Key to any Xbox Live Victory. Your Xbox Live Communicator is your primary Weapon. Remember, any fool can kill someone, but it takes a real tactician to make fun of them when they are dead. Imagine if you will Timmy that I have my hand pressed against your forehead and you are frantically swinging at me trying to knock me down. Imagine if I was laughing at you, saying, "What's the matter, why can't you hit me, Timmy?". Wouldn't that angry you.
Timmy: Oh gosh, don't call me mister, I'd be pretty mad.
Speaker: There you go. Remember, attacking a player's kill is the key to victory.
Timmy: Oh gosh, don't call me; you are going to die.
Speaker: No, no, no, that was all wrong. Let's try that one again, this time remember you have anonymity. He doesn't know where you live, he doesn't know your name and chances you will never see him again.
Timmy: You are no good, you shut this game.
Speaker: Admirable effort Timmy, but you are not quite there yet. This time act like, you have a personal vendetta against this person.
Timmy: Oh, I don't mister.
Speaker: I know Timmy, but that doesn't matter. This Xbox Live, act like he pin slapped you Mom.
Timmy: My Mom, that son of a bitch.
There you go.
Timmy: Earn, bitch.
Speaker: Fantastic. Now, that we have be mastered the art of Smacktalking. Let's learn the other half of this one-two punch, Part2, The Corpsehump. The Corpsehump is a simple up and down motion over the top of a dead players butt. However, this simple motion translate to that player, that they are now your property and that you will do it them as you please. Talk about frustrating. That's set Billy, show them who the Big Papa is. wham-bam-thank-you-mam. Remember, when you court thumping. You are very vulnerable.
Oh! Double kill. Part3, Voice Masking. Voice Masking is there for a reason. It is important for your safety. Remember to always use safe elements.
[Cross talk]
Part4, Not your Kill? No problem. Even if it is not your kill, it is your responsibility to make that person feel worthless.
Timmy: Think you are over pleased, bitch.
Speaker: Good job Timmy.
Part5, No-scoping. No-scoping is hard. Remember, when No-scoping someone do not let them know it was an accident.
Timmy: Oh my God, did you see that, I no-scoped you in the face. holy-moly.
Speaker: Acting like you are surprised as they are, will make you look like a fool. Instead, play it off like it was your intention the whole time.
Timmy: Holy moly, they have a merchant that's paying off, oh bitch.
Speaker: That's the way. He will think twice before approaching you.
Part6, The post-game. Even if you lost the match. It's always important to get in the last word.
Timmy: You guys may have won, but I got to have standardized test course.
Speaker: Good job, they will always remember you, but be sure not to linger too long.
Timmy: Eat ***
Billy: Over to you.
Speaker: Oh! You just got served.
Part7, Rockets. The Rocket is a fire and forget Weapon. Simply fire and forget it's of no skill. Remember to always use the Lock-On feature when attacking vehicles. Even if you miss with your Rocket at first, don't count self out. Oh! Nice curve, Triple Kill.
Part8, Spawn Camping. When Camping the Spawn, remember always invite friends to join in, in the fun. Keep in mind, its only funny when it's not happening to you. That's that ticket, excellent words. No, no boys there are enough kills to go around. Oh! owndizzled. Now, that's being great A jerk.
Part 9, that about wraps up this educational video. Remember Kids, stay in drugs, don't do school and always, always listen to your grandparents.
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