Male Speaker: Are you tired of rhythm? Now you, too, can learn to display awkward jerky dance moves when you order, "How to dance like a white guy?" You learn the Squat; the point and squat; the double squat; spin clap and point; the over the shoulder point shake and shrug, the clap point, point, clap, point, point, point, clap, point, and squat; the hip breaker; the Caucasian clap; the point to the Lord; the cracker squirm; the fat rebel; the Whitey Hop; the Honkey Hump. Act now and you will receive one bonus lesson, slow dance and whities. Don't think it will work for you, just check out this satisfied customer after only one lesson.
Now I dance off of the dance floor, break it down like a happy homo. With your legs are shaking and your bunions aching you look like bunny bono. When you hear that funky beat drop clap your hands on one and three. Your hands are pumping and your hips are humping you are deemed so hunky.
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