HOW TO BECOME A SUPER HERO?
The following program is sponsored by the Super Hero Institute.
Fred Jenkins: Hey there, I am Fred Jenkins, but you can call me SUPER DUDE. Are you sick and tired of your current job, you find it like boring then may be you should take a career in being a super hero.
It is a well know fact that the job of super hero is one of the fastest growing, most satisfying careers out there. The perks are unbelievable.
Help, my cat, it's stuck on the tree.
Fred Jenkins: I will help you. Don't thank me, it's my job. Ever wanted to be a super hero with amazing powers, help people in trouble, make a difference in somebodies life, your super cool weapon, battle 50-foot monsters hell bent on destroying the city. Well then super hero career is just for you. Nobody destroys my city.
Here at the Super Hero Institute we'll select a course of path that is tailor made just for you, with small classes, and hands on training we will provide you with the best education your money can buy. So just don't sit there like a lump. There are thousand of dangerous bad guys out there that need to be brought to justice and they are not going to catch themselves.
Female Speaker: Help, help, help.
Male Speaker: Give me all your money lady.
Fred Jenkins: I will help you.
Male Speaker: Give me your purse.
Fred Jenkins: Don't thank me it's my job. So join the hundreds of people that have already decided to become a super hero. Don't hesitate. Call the 1-800 number at the bottom of your screen, so you can start making a change in your life and remember I not only endorse the Super Hero Institute, I am a graduate.
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