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Watching web TV with Billy Lang and Garlyn Thornquist
Billy: Hi I am Billy Lang.
Garlyn: And I am Garlyn Thonrquist.
Billy: We make viral videos.
Garlyn: Successful viral videos.
Billy: But, let us face it. Most of the videos on the internet are absolute crap.
Garlyn: Yes, even if they were magic crap and I was blind, and my scanning into the magic crap, my sight would be restored to me. I still would not watch them. I would rather be blind.
Billy: Unfortunately however, when you are stuck at your dead end job or your TV is being held hostage by your heroine addict children. You have no choice! But you find some a bit of entertainment on the internet.
Garlyn: And so to make your viewing experience more enjoyable, we put together a simple four-step plan. That will have you watching web TV like a season pro.
Billy: Step 1: Where to watch. With so many video sites on the internet it can become overwhelming to know which one is right for you.
Garlyn: And so, to make it easy, we have compiled a list of the most popular video sites on the internet.
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Garlyn: Step 2: Audio set-up. Not all videos are appropriate for the workspace. So if you are at work, be sure that your speakers are set at a low volume, or find a pair of comfortable high fidelity headphones to wear.
Billy: But if you are in a privacy of your own home, go ahead and let it reap!
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Billy: Step 3: Viewing posture.
Garlyn: Most video players are very small.
Billy: Assuming the proper posture allows for an ideal distance between you and your computers screen.
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Garlyn: Step 4: Response.
Billy: If you like with a song, give it a five star rating and send a link to the video to your buddies.
Garlyn: And if you did not like what you saw, post a negative comment if you have to, threatening blogging harm to the video makers’ friends and families.
Billy: Or make your own lamer versions so that you can be a video maker too.
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Garlyn: But if you really did not like what you saw, you can always light your head on fire to purge the images that have poisoned your fragile mind.
Billy: I do not know about you Garlyn. But, my fragile mind feels pretty poisoned by what I just saw.
Garlyn: Then let us light them up Bill.
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