You have seen the other battery X, the nine-volts! Lame! The six-volt! Lame! And the 12-volt! Mega lame! Not this one though, we are going to hack a car battery and save you million dollars a year. First, borrow your buddy’s keys to his car and pop the hood open. Find the battery and take it out! Make sure to leave him a note though so he does not get upset that you hacked his battery! Next, we need to get this bad boy open. You will notice that there are all kinds of warning labels on there. Lame! That is just a bunch of crap to keep you from finding the treasures inside. Now, normally, I would use a light saber to open up this battery, but since most of you do not have light sabers, we are going to use a standard flathead screwdriver! Lame! Now, put some hustle in your muscle and make like Chuck Norris and crack because you are going to need it. This thing is sealed tight. Sometimes, it helps to flip it on its side. Sideways act! All the struggle is worth it though once you get that top cracked open because this baby is filled with double A batteries. Just shake it and the batteries start pouring out. Shake it some more until they are all out! Over a thousand five hundred Double A’s make up this one car battery. But that is not all, I dug around inside and found an old-school GameBoy! Who knew they put these things in there! Unfortunately, it only comes with Tetris, but hey, what are you going to do? And be careful, some brands also have a unicorn inside them. They may look magical and cute, but all they do is run around and crap all over your workshop so it is best to get rid of them right away! So there you have it,
with this tip, you will never have to buy Double A’ again!
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