Jack Black's Brutal Thoughts - The Story of the First Roadie

Hello my friend, I'm Jack Black. I'm in this new video game called Brutal Legend where I play a heavy metal Roadie. Pretty much everyone knows what the Roadie is but have you heard the story of the very first Roadie? Oh, it’s a delightful tale.

The year was a 102 and the king of Britannia was growing bored of his jesters and he hope the true musician might visit him with unheard songs from the land a far. So he ordered his biggest stronger jester Boro bo bo bo to find such a musician and bring him to the kingdom. Boro bo bo bo search far and wide and found a dogro player in guard named Krukru who boasted of proficiency in the songs of the orient where Boro bo bo bo slung Krukru across s his back and slam him through the channel. Logged him over the impossible mountains, swatting away dragons, screaming in the faces of witches.

When they arrive at the castle Krukru sand an oriental ballad so beautifully the kind squealed in ecstasy and turn in to 1000 gold coins. Krukru the gold for himself and took over the kingdom. He thanked Boro bo bo bo with a single gold coin which Boro bo bo bo spent on prostitutes.

That was the first time someone ever helped a musician travel for a concert and that was the story of Boro bo bo bo, the world’s first rodie.


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